The difference between keeping women and men happy

[Avery]

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest (white lies okay)
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other women

AND AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little himself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT:

53. to never forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


To make a man happy, a woman has to:

1. Feed him
2. Fuck him, and
3. Shut the fuck up.

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Wow........ this should have been in the
"Why do you Poon thread a while back".

It gives every reason why to Poon.
No wonder men die younger than women, having to be all that stuff
to satisfy a women could kill a guy in no time !!

...........QM'r

 

[Paris]

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest (white lies okay)
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other women

AND AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little himself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT:

53. to never forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


To make a man happy, a woman has to:

1. Feed him
2. Fuck him, and
3. Shut the fuck up.

Avery......I just banged my head really hard against the screen of my computer for laughing so hard.

Don't forget.....endless blowjobs should be included as well as looking really interested in the sports on t.v. all damn week-end long. Oh yeah..and pretending to really give a shit that you just saved a whack of money by fixing your own transmission. Lol!

This thread could turn into a very amusing war of the sexes.

Paris/Caryn

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Interesting. If it takes only three things to keep a man happy versus the opposite, why is it then that women fail so miserably at it?

Therefore, one could surmise, that to drive a man into another woman's arms, one must:

1. Feed him leftovers
2. Spurn his advances
3. Talk his ear off

Conversely, if a man fails at the countless expectations detailed above, all he has to do is say, "Yes Dear" a lot, and she'll put up with him.

 

[lenny]

To make a man happy, a woman has to:

1. Feed him
2. Fuck him, and
3. Shut the fuck up.

I'd settle for 2 & 3 since i like to feed myself...

 

[dbrw42]

A wise man once said that all men need in life to be happy are 3 things.

1.Food
2.Sex
3.The remote control

Remembering that beer and nachos is food, and jerking off is at least sex with someone you love, men are very easily contented.

 

[lenny]

A wise man once said that all men need in life to be happy are 3 things.

1.Food
2.Sex
3.The remote control

Confucius?

 

[dbrw42]

Confucius?

No, some guy known only as dbrw42.

 

[tc669]

ain't that just too true