The Cambie Bar & Hostel

jesuschrist

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The American and the Ivanhoe were great back in the late 90s to early 2000s. Yes, it was a *little* rough but hell you could whip your dick out and piss in somebody's drink and well yeah who cares... just gotta keep an eye on your mug.
 

vancity_cowboy

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You're probably right.

There was a bar on Cambie and 12th right across the street from the mall where Fitness World was. I'd gone there many times before but I never knew what it was actually named.
it started out as the jolly alderman. i actually picked some nice pieces of ass in there... not far from VGH - lots of horny nurses around :thumb:
 

ilikegurlz

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The American and the Ivanhoe were great back in the late 90s to early 2000s. Yes, it was a *little* rough but hell you could whip your dick out and piss in somebody's drink and well yeah who cares... just gotta keep an eye on your mug.
You shoulda been there in the early 80's...piss in someone's drink then would have got you in a world of pain!!
Still was fun to hang out in...just had to mind your manners back then.
 

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Remembered one New Years Eve we were looking for a place for a drink and walked into the Cambie, dresses top the nines and we walked in and everyone in there turned around and looked at us and we knew that this wasn't the place for us. We turned around and got out of there.
sheesh... people got no sense of adventure any more, lol :)
 

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You shoulda been there in the early 80's...piss in someone's drink then would have got you in a world of pain!!
Still was fun to hang out in...just had to mind your manners back then.
.....or failing to drink after somebody pissed in it could get you a whole universe of pain............:D
 

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once we got drunk enough, we would try to slip one of those round deodorant blocks from the pisser into the top of a guy's beer glass - they look like foam when yer hammered enough... it hardly ever worked, but pardners, let me tell you, when it did there was always some friggin' HILARIOUS action!

hey, it's a university aged guy thing...

eeewwwwwwww.......... :fear:

dang, i can't believe i told that story on a public forum...
 

hacktheplanet

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Wendy from the Cobalt is now running Funky Winkerbeans and yeah Wendy was notorious (at the old cobalt) not giving a fuck about ID but new place is different. I remember making out with some chick there and then finding out she was 15 WTFWTF goddamnit isn't this a bar 19+ lol

Cambie is a great place to get hosed on cheap piss, hook up with foreign exchange students and score weed outside. If you want a hipster bar go to the Alibi room in Gastown, also keefer bar is good, black frog in gastown, morrissey on granville was good no idea now.

If you want supreme terrifying experience of the old school Ivanhoe/Old American go to the Country Bar on hastings and abbott. Leave all valuables at home
 

jesuschrist

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.....or failing to drink after somebody pissed in it could get you a whole universe of pain............:D
Or drinking next to someone who has fallen asleep with their head on the table, face down in their own vomit. There's no atmosphere like that.

Good times when beer there was $2.50 a glass.
 

hacktheplanet

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Oh god, I forgot about Wendy. She's running Funky's? That explains why the punk crowd on my fb who used to frequent the Cobalt are now at Funky's. I guess the karaoke there is great and my buddies metal bands are always there...
Karaoke is epic human theatre with them serving $2 caribou which is basically liquid fire in your head.
 

Trus'Me

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Some great times at the Cambie. That stupid fence! Two different liquor licenses under one roof - hilarious. Not their fault but wtf?

I got laid many times from that place in me teens (older brothers ID worked like a charm). Definitely not the prettiest girls I've ever had. Mainly slumpbusters - bless em!

Got crabs once from a big fat one with dreadlocks. I seriously think the crabs came from the dreads on her head, not her crotch! Now that's a durty girl!
 
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LADY-VIA

I'm not sure what night's you've been there but from what I've seen it's usually gutter trash. Like under-age surrey girls or east van hoodrats.
Sometimes there's a hipster crowd that's tolerable or a punk crowd that's fun. But generally I hate the people at the Cambie...loud, drunk, obnoxious with bad clothes, bad manners and worse makeup.
I prefer the Keefer bar to most places in Van.

Funny thing is that I much prefer the food at the Cambie to the food at the Keefer...the Greek salad at the Cambie is GREAT!
TAKES ALL SORTS TO KEEP THIS WORLD SPINNING ROUND !!!!!! :) and the loud drunk obnoxious with bad clothes bad manners and worse make up pour into many different establishments---- and those that sometimes end up in "HIGHER END PLACES" are even worse with attitude because somehow they feel entitled to be treated a certain way.... when in fact they are not special at all but rather just a pack of spoiled brats.....

I have been to the cabie so many times.... In my younger years.. The people there are pretty chill . Its a no fuss no muss type of hang out with decent music...
 

thehedonist

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I went there by myself once to approach girls. Typical response: (snarl) "Why are you talking to me?"

Then again, it's like that everywhere. Really, what's the point of bars? I don't know about you guys, but I actually want to have sex with girls, not just look without being able to touch.
 
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