Reading through BP a lot of times I end up laughing, which I don't think is the goal.
Thought I would point out a couple of them for your entertainment.
"Sensous and Tiny Temptress"....and various other ads.."petite sweet blonde"..."five star hottie".
Goes by Jill.
Really Jill?
Photo's with cartoon animals in them?
Photo's of a background where you try to put yourself in them going up the stairs...holding a curtain back...with a cartoon dog in the picture with you?
Like a bad scrapbooking nightmare where there is an escort somewhere in there.
Made a mistake of calling sometime last year.
Was like calling a sunday school teacher.
Always good for a laugh though.
"Kim Kardashian Lookalike."
Sure, you look great.
Then you have the mrjetz garbage on there.
Anyone know whether this guy is sponsored by some special needs organization?
His garbage posters (black and white print on paper) are littered everywhere on st james.
Anyone associated with this nut should get off the page and stop referencing him as when they do, I move on.
"New in town...slim and sexy brunette...$$50 for the hour....IT'S WORTH IT!"
No pics.
New.
$$50.
and then you have to tell me that it is worth it.
It is worth it to put pictures up.
Most of us won't go by a self description.
At least I won't.
"Exotic Dancer gone BAD"
Gone bad kind of like the milk goes bad.
Look at the pictures and see if there is any way, after looking at that, that you would rise to the occasion.
She "can work with any donation."
Hmmmmm.....got some old clothes I was going to throw away....an old dresser that is missing a drawer. I wonder.......
Even then, I wouldn't visit.
Runs out of the osbourne village inn.
Missing some pieces from the puzzle. I think a corner piece for sure.
Avoid.
"Welcome to Winnipeg Sexy mature blonde".
I know she probably needs the glasses for reading, but she should take them off for her pictures...and maybe get someone with an ok camera.
Or maybe use the glasses when you are coloring your pictues in solid purple or pink.
"Full Hr Guaranteed" for $ and 1/2.
Wonder who provides the guarantee?
"Kendra.....Ask about my christmas specials"
Wow, early advertising for sure. Maybe should have a little less at Christmas.
Well Kendra....how about you show a stomach shot.
Sorry guys, not trying to be mean, but if you get a stomach picture you will ABSOLUTELY decline.
Nice girl, but getting in shape might help a bit in this career choice.
Hey guyz CINDYS go NEW piczzzzzzzz"
Why does this ad make me say the above phrase like I was Gollum?
Native provider who doesn't have new pics.
And who also needs to get a friend with eyes to take the pictures.
long range shots of Cindy in a white wife beater with black tights, boots, sitting in a chair by a dresser.
Hmmmm....about as boring a shot as I have ever seen.
Makes me think about furniture.
When are some of these girls going to learn.
Maybe when some guys stop visiting them because of the lack of quality girls right now.
I'd rather resort to self stimulation than see any of the above.
Just my twisted take.
Obviously in fun, but if you need a laugh, take a look.
Thought I would point out a couple of them for your entertainment.
"Sensous and Tiny Temptress"....and various other ads.."petite sweet blonde"..."five star hottie".
Goes by Jill.
Really Jill?
Photo's with cartoon animals in them?
Photo's of a background where you try to put yourself in them going up the stairs...holding a curtain back...with a cartoon dog in the picture with you?
Like a bad scrapbooking nightmare where there is an escort somewhere in there.
Made a mistake of calling sometime last year.
Was like calling a sunday school teacher.
Always good for a laugh though.
"Kim Kardashian Lookalike."
Sure, you look great.
Then you have the mrjetz garbage on there.
Anyone know whether this guy is sponsored by some special needs organization?
His garbage posters (black and white print on paper) are littered everywhere on st james.
Anyone associated with this nut should get off the page and stop referencing him as when they do, I move on.
"New in town...slim and sexy brunette...$$50 for the hour....IT'S WORTH IT!"
No pics.
New.
$$50.
and then you have to tell me that it is worth it.
It is worth it to put pictures up.
Most of us won't go by a self description.
At least I won't.
"Exotic Dancer gone BAD"
Gone bad kind of like the milk goes bad.
Look at the pictures and see if there is any way, after looking at that, that you would rise to the occasion.
She "can work with any donation."
Hmmmmm.....got some old clothes I was going to throw away....an old dresser that is missing a drawer. I wonder.......
Even then, I wouldn't visit.
Runs out of the osbourne village inn.
Missing some pieces from the puzzle. I think a corner piece for sure.
Avoid.
"Welcome to Winnipeg Sexy mature blonde".
I know she probably needs the glasses for reading, but she should take them off for her pictures...and maybe get someone with an ok camera.
Or maybe use the glasses when you are coloring your pictues in solid purple or pink.
"Full Hr Guaranteed" for $ and 1/2.
Wonder who provides the guarantee?
"Kendra.....Ask about my christmas specials"
Wow, early advertising for sure. Maybe should have a little less at Christmas.
Well Kendra....how about you show a stomach shot.
Sorry guys, not trying to be mean, but if you get a stomach picture you will ABSOLUTELY decline.
Nice girl, but getting in shape might help a bit in this career choice.
Hey guyz CINDYS go NEW piczzzzzzzz"
Why does this ad make me say the above phrase like I was Gollum?
Native provider who doesn't have new pics.
And who also needs to get a friend with eyes to take the pictures.
long range shots of Cindy in a white wife beater with black tights, boots, sitting in a chair by a dresser.
Hmmmm....about as boring a shot as I have ever seen.
Makes me think about furniture.
When are some of these girls going to learn.
Maybe when some guys stop visiting them because of the lack of quality girls right now.
I'd rather resort to self stimulation than see any of the above.
Just my twisted take.
Obviously in fun, but if you need a laugh, take a look.
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