We all think we have a sense of humor. Give us one two or a few of your best ORIGINAL quips, comebacks, retorts or jokes. Critiquing is not necessary.
One summer a friend and I drove to Colorado for some real flyfishing. Where I live trout would bite anything but down there, different story. We were in a flyshop getting the lowdown on matching the hatch and properly imitating the various bugs. The shopowner, frustrated at my lack of understanding finally said "Exactly what are you trying to imitate." I responded "Someone who catches fish!"
This is my original gay joke:
Google has come out with a new search engine for the gay community: it"s called QUEERY
This is in one of my posts somewhere on PERB, nobody thought it funny but I do.
At this stage in my life looking for a wife is like arriving late at an antique sale.
One summer a friend and I drove to Colorado for some real flyfishing. Where I live trout would bite anything but down there, different story. We were in a flyshop getting the lowdown on matching the hatch and properly imitating the various bugs. The shopowner, frustrated at my lack of understanding finally said "Exactly what are you trying to imitate." I responded "Someone who catches fish!"
This is my original gay joke:
Google has come out with a new search engine for the gay community: it"s called QUEERY
This is in one of my posts somewhere on PERB, nobody thought it funny but I do.
At this stage in my life looking for a wife is like arriving late at an antique sale.
