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Birdboy

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"So I think that you should see Jade.", said my chat friend.

"Jade? Never heard of her. Is she Asian?"

I could sense my disembodied friend's eyes roll. "No. Do your homework, Birdboy. And see if I'm right."

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I've been pooning for less than two years, and following the Winnipeg forum for rather less time than that. That's an eyeblink to many of the denizens here. In my brief time here, I've already seen many ladies and pooners come and go. I realized that I've missed much of the local history before my time here.

A brief search on Jade uncovered a few recent posts, and many from a few years back. There were many wildly enthusiastic comments and references to having been the favorite of many. I was about to take these remarks with the requisite small boulder of salt when I realized that many of these comments came from respected long-time board members. As well, I realized that the tastes of some of these pooners mirrored mine. You can understand, however, that I was hesitant about seeing someone sight unseen, especially when there are many well-regarded ladies on EC and the other usual sources. All the same, I couldn't help but be curious. Of course, there is only one true way to satisfy that curiosity.

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"Hey there. You're right, Jade sounds interesting. But I don't want to go to Nevada to see her." I was referring to her having resurfaced recently at Nevada after several years out of the business.

"You don't have to, Birdguy. She doesn't work there anymore. And she agreed to let me give you her number..."

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I called, and she answered right away. A pleasant-sounding, friendly lady answered. I mentioned our mutual friend and she had been expecting my call. We chatted for a few minutes. It was quite pleasant. She came across as just regular folk. Real, down to earth, no artifices here. Just a normal, well-adjusted person in a more-or-less extraordinary circumstance. I agreed to see her in a couple of days and hung up with a smile. I looked at my watch and realized that twenty minutes had passed in an eyeblink- had we really talked that long? I sensed that we were already at ease with each other.

The door swung open, and there she was. A cute fortyish lady, with a pleasant smile and voice. It could have been a frendly visit with a neighbor... except for the lacy, low cut corset pushing her impressive bosom into my direct attention. She is curvy, but isn't a large lady by any means. I would guess that her height is about 5'4", and her curviness reminded me a little of Zoe's. The comparison, and the memories that it triggered, made me smile.

I had arranged a little java for us. It often eases the getting to know you process, especially the first time that I meet someone. In our case, it was pleasant but superfluous. We chatted like old friends as we sipped our coffee. She explained that she was doing this again on a part-time, limited basis after having been away for a few years. She had tried a brief stint at Nevada on her return, but had soon decided to go independent again. She mentioned that she has submitted an ad to Escorts-Canada that should be up shortly.

To be honest, it was kind of a revelation to meet her. She has an delightful, warm, open personality and has both feet firmly grounded, with a rich and fulfilling life outside the business. It was a real pleasure to talk to her.

I sat closer to her and brushed the skin on her shoulder and shoulderblade with my fingertips. Her pale skin was soft and lusciously smooth. She crept closer and rested her hand on my knee. Our conversation started to take on a certain charged tension. We rose, and headed for the bed.

Followers of my reviews and stories know that I am notorious for leaving out the bedroom details. I've always thought that a detailed play-by-play is outside the bounds of proper decorum. As well, the precise activities are always firmly in the YMMV category anyway. Well, I struggled with my policy this time. The events in that room scorched my senses and left a lasting impression. Suffice to say that she is wildly passionate, with an overwhelming enthusiasm that is as real as the impressions of her personality that she had left with me during our earlier conversation.

Ay carumba. A day later, and I ache. But it's a good ache. An ache that I'm more than willing to risk acquiring again.

This business is one where longer term exposure tends to change you, and sometimes in ways that aren't for the better. Somehow, Jade has stayed real, one of the most down-to-earth ladies that I've ever met in this hobby. To top it off, the service that she gives is top-notch. I now understand why she had so many devoted fans. I despair ever so slightly about seeing her again, knowing that she will be advertising. Between her desire to do this on a very limited basis, her strong preference to see only previously met gentlemen, and the fond memories that she has left in her many fans, I can only hope to get a return visit.

I wouldn't normally post a review without contact information, but she has assured me that her ad on EC is imminent. I understand that she occasionally reads PERB as well.
 

Avery

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Well done, Birdboy!

Jade is indeed a very fine lady. I never saw her in her prior heyday, but I did catch her a couple of times recently upon her return to the biz. I look forward to seeing her once again in a relaxed, private environment, this time as an indy.

The 40-something category in Winnipeg is getting crowded with many wonderful ladies. Call them what you will, cougars, MILFs; there's lots of great ones out there!
 

logsplitter

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Avery said:
Well done, Birdboy!

Jade is indeed a very fine lady. The 40-something category in Winnipeg is getting crowded with many wonderful ladies. Call them what you will, cougars, MILFs; there's lots of great ones out there!
Frankly I couldn't agree more!!:D :D

35+ "Cougars" are usually the best by far. They seem to have the heightened libido and it is VERY OBVIOUS. This is not just cause they have more experience but I think has more to do with their cuming of age!! Generally they enter the market later having decided that "if U really enloy sex at lot why not charge for it too instead of giving it away??." I think mostly they got into the business cause they like the fun part as well as the cash. That is not to say that others don't like the fun part but generally U are more sure to get a horny hottie if she is over 35 than the SERVICE PROVIDERS under that!

BTW Averu are I recycling avotars??
 

Avery

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logsplitter said:
BTW Averu are I recycling avotars??
Been into the sauce again?

I are not recycling avotars. I'm not even recycling avatars, but I did post that pic once and claim it was ladies admiring The Log. :D
 

farmboy

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Jade is one of the finest ladies I have had the pleasure to spend time with! Definitly in my all time top 3 of favorites. She could give lessons to others in how a session should go and how to treat a client. I think the most outstanding quality , is that she treats every client equally. Unfortunatly, she will be extremely busy over the next while and she probably won't have much time for me anymore ~~sigh~~~. I was fortunate enough to have seen her recently......and what can I say but.....WOW! Some things just seem to get better with age!
 

cory2000

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Nov 10, 2006
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Hello gentlemen and ladies. I have been pooning for a couple of years now but am new to this board.
I recently had the opportunity to get together with Jade and while the visit was pleasant I must admit that it was rather 'vanilla'. I've been around long enough to know that pooning is very much a YMMV experience and I guess I was looking for a bit more of a GFE.
After calling her and setting up the visit I was greeted by a pretty but older woman who is definitely in her mid-40's (her ad says 40). She is heavier than the 130lbs advertised (more like 150-160) and her hair is quite different. I expect the photos on EC are several years old. She invited me in and we proceded to sit on the couch. I set the $$ on the coffee table as I always do. I had brought wine which she said I could enjoy but she had given up drinking a few years ago. I declined (I don't drink alone) and she offered me a cola. I commented that I hadn't seen her ad before and she told me that she was indy a several years ago but was back in the business to earn some extra $$.
After about 20 minutes of idle chit chat we proceeded to begin with some heavy petting. She did allow kissing on her face and neck but no lip contact. That was a bit of a bummer because I've always enjoyed DFK with ladies like Savannah, Sharla, Chantal, Monica, etc. She told me she just doesn't do that. We proceeded to the bedroom where once undressed she proceeded to provide a brief but enjoyable Russian followed by a few quick licks of Mr. Happy before applying the protection. I would have appreciated a bit longer BBBJ. She did allow some DATY which she seemed to enjoy but stopped me after a few minutes and told me to "go inside". A few minutes of standard Missionary then I had her Cowgirl before finishing Doggy. After that we cuddled and chatted for a few minutes before she got up and threw on a robe. I was hoping for a 2nd shot but I assumed this was my signal to get dressed so I didn't ask. We returned to the couch and I finished my cola. When I left she gave me a light kiss on the cheek.
Jade seems to be a very pleasant lady and I'm sure there are lots of guys out there who would value her services. I personally found the session to be quite tame and generic compared to many of the other ladies I've seen. Perhaps she warms up to you after a few visits.
Overall I would say that the session was decent but a bit over priced for what one receives.
Looks- Face - 6/10- in her younger days she would have been an 8 for sure
Body - 6/10- a bit curvy for me but nice 38 DD's although a bit saggy
Service- 7/10- limited services and a longer BBBJ would have been nice
Value- 6/10- while she provides a nice relaxing visit I would expect a GFE
 

ladyjade

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Nov 3, 2006
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set things straight

I do not know who you are , but, you have never seen me! I am very selective . I did receive an e-mail from you which I ignored, because you were looking for someone to drink with!
I never serve cola, I offer a much nicer cocktail. My weight and haircolour is quite accurate ,as stated on ec.

Stop feeling neglected and move on!
 

gobby

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Body - 6/10- a bit curvy for me but nice 38 DD's although a bit saggy
Service- 7/10- limited services and a longer BBBJ would have been nice
Value- 6/10- while she provides a nice relaxing visit I would expect a GFE
:eek:

Think I will cancel My booked time
 

cory2000

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ladyjade said:
I do not know who you are , but, you have never seen me! I am very selective . I did receive an e-mail from you which I ignored, because you were looking for someone to drink with!
I never serve cola, I offer a much nicer cocktail. My weight and haircolour is quite accurate ,as stated on ec.

Stop feeling neglected and move on!
Sound like I touched a nerve with my review. We both know I had an appointment but if you want to deny it, go ahead. I'd estimate you are 45 or 46, nice smile with high cheek bones, brown eyes, large breasts (some sag with the years), some extra pounds but curvey, shaved pussy, 2 tattoos- paw on back shoulder and another on your ankle. Still gonna deny seeing me?
I'm sure you were quite attractive in your younger days, as I said. I'm sure that there are lots of guys who appreciate an older lady and the pleasant yet generic visit. All I'm saying is that for what you are charging, there are lots of younger, fitter ladies offerring a GFE and that's what most of us are looking for.
Have a nice day.
 

ihatebullshit

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Can anyone else that has seen her, state that Cory description is correct, if so they we can tell who is lying here. I know personally, I will not see an SP who post lies, or follow the advice of a pooner that lies
 

Big Bob

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thats her

thats her to a T I saw her at Nevada's a couple of times, although I always had a great time with her and always got a bbj. I plan to see her as an Indie.


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Pantsnake

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I haven't seen Jade since her days at Holiday Towers and don't plan to. Without getting involved in this little cat fight, Cory's descrition sounds very much like her. I remember the tattoos and back then I think she was in her 40's.
 

Devo

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I don't want to get caught up in this controversy, but have to agree with Cory's description. I have never understood why everyone thinks so highly of her. I met her when she was on Hargrave with Simone, and was not impressed by her appearance or personality. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
 

cory2000

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Nov 10, 2006
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Now that it has been determined that I have seen Jade this will be the last I post on this.
I clearly stated in my original post that pooning is very much a YMMV thing. I'm sure Jade is a pleasant lady and while I'm sure there are those of you who are looking for what she offers (to each their own) I was making 2 points. Firstly in MY opinion the session was unremarkable compared to many others in this town offer for the same or slightly less $$. Secondly when I use EC as my talent source I expect the advertisers to be accurate in their descriptions (height, weight, age, etc) and not post 10 year old pictures.
 

ihatebullshit

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ladysharah said:
HEY guy,s how about ,we welcome LADYJADE to the board instead of being negative neons!I personally know this lady and she is a warm caring person,and does not deserve such harsh treatment or cattiness from the board
No one gave her any problems on this board until she lied. The review from Cory was not an attack, simply a review of his experiences, she is the one that started all of this. I believe that she should apologize to the board and to Cory for her post.
 

logsplitter

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Birdboy pretty much stated her weight as being comparable to Zoe's. She was my favorite for some time. I always enjoyed Zoe a lot and had many repeats but I don't ever recall her being under 150lb.
 

cory2000

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What happened to Lady Jade's earlier post where she went on her rant about what jerks we all are and how she is done coming on PERB? BTW, I just noticed she is back on. I guess she changed her mind. Maybe she's back to apologize. Somehow I don't think so.
 
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