The piccolo player
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The organist at the local church died so the preacher asked the congregation if any one could play the organ. There was no response. After the service Brother Leroy told the preacher that he couldn’t play the organ but could play the piccolo.
The next Sunday the preacher introduced Leroy and said that they would now sing hymn 87. Leroy leaned over and told the preacher that he couldn’t play hymn 87. The preacher told the congregation that the piccolo player didn’t know hymn 87 so they would sing number 28. Leroy again leaned over and told the preacher he didn’t know hymn 28. Again, the preacher told the congregation that Leroy didn’t know hymn 28.
He then said that that they would sing hymn 104. Again Leroy told the preacher that he couldn’t play number 104.
At this time some one in the congregation said “The piccolo player is a mutha fucker.”
The preacher was irate that someone in the church would just such language so he said “Will the person what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker please stand up.” No one stood.
The preacher then said “Will the person sittin’ next to the person what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker please stand up.” Again, no one stood.
The preacher was getting a little exasperated by this time so he said “Will the person who is sittin’ next to the person who is sitting next to the person what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker please stand up.” No one stood.
Finally a hand goes up in the middle of the congregation. The preacher says “Yes, Brother Rastus.”
Brother Rastus says “Preacher, I weren’t the one what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker. And, I ain’t the one who was sittin’ next to the one what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker. And lastly, I ain’t the one who was sittin’ next to the one who was sittin’ next to the one what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker.”
“That’s good, Brother Rastus” said the preacher “but what is your point.”
Brother Rastus said “Preacher, I jes wants to know who said that mutha fucker was a piccolo player.”
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The organist at the local church died so the preacher asked the congregation if any one could play the organ. There was no response. After the service Brother Leroy told the preacher that he couldn’t play the organ but could play the piccolo.
The next Sunday the preacher introduced Leroy and said that they would now sing hymn 87. Leroy leaned over and told the preacher that he couldn’t play hymn 87. The preacher told the congregation that the piccolo player didn’t know hymn 87 so they would sing number 28. Leroy again leaned over and told the preacher he didn’t know hymn 28. Again, the preacher told the congregation that Leroy didn’t know hymn 28.
He then said that that they would sing hymn 104. Again Leroy told the preacher that he couldn’t play number 104.
At this time some one in the congregation said “The piccolo player is a mutha fucker.”
The preacher was irate that someone in the church would just such language so he said “Will the person what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker please stand up.” No one stood.
The preacher then said “Will the person sittin’ next to the person what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker please stand up.” Again, no one stood.
The preacher was getting a little exasperated by this time so he said “Will the person who is sittin’ next to the person who is sitting next to the person what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker please stand up.” No one stood.
Finally a hand goes up in the middle of the congregation. The preacher says “Yes, Brother Rastus.”
Brother Rastus says “Preacher, I weren’t the one what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker. And, I ain’t the one who was sittin’ next to the one what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker. And lastly, I ain’t the one who was sittin’ next to the one who was sittin’ next to the one what called the piccolo player a mutha fucker.”
“That’s good, Brother Rastus” said the preacher “but what is your point.”
Brother Rastus said “Preacher, I jes wants to know who said that mutha fucker was a piccolo player.”
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