Pooning In Golden Years

[sensualsixty]

My nom de plume became outdated more than ten years ago. Still have some very exciting times, especially with my long term partner. Probably my most exciting time was only three or four years ago with Gerri and Nikki (in Victoria). They did not make me cum, but it was not for lack of trying. When I do see an SP I tend to ask if I am their oldest client. They almost invariably deflate my ego (unintentionally, I hope) by talking about older virile clients. I see BC Babe has participated in this thread - had a great time with her and Fiona a few years ago.

One piece of advice - discuss age with the SP. I have had some significant disappointments with several well reviewed SP's where there was a lack of chemistry, even though I had been very specific about age. It could have been a YMMV thing, but I suspect the problem was more about not enjoying doing it with grandpa.

sensualsixty (to the mod - can I stick with this name or should it now be sensualeighty?)

 

[Relax10]

One piece of advice - discuss age with the SP. I have had some significant disappointments with several well reviewed SP's where there was a lack of chemistry, even though I had been very specific about age. It could have been a YMMV thing, but I suspect the problem was more about not enjoying doing it with grandpa.

Id definitely say its a YMMV. My co worker is 31 but way too hairy like rugs front and back. According to him his SP experiences were just awkward. One SP we knew told me if he ever wants to see her again I'd have to take him to get waxed. I did at a few places but wouldnt waxed him. Come to think of it now maybe they didn't take men at all. And I was not shaving him not matter how much he offered me :lol:

Now that I think of this I have to find the 40 year old virgin Youtube clap of the guy getting his chest waxed ound:
All this talk of getting some, my back went out again. I want to be out getting some Vitamin P or is that Vitamin V because some think Vitamin P is for "egg roll" since C and D are already an actually a Vitamin. I dont know.

 

[SkinnyJohn]

As an aging pooner I think it's bullshit that I will have more discretionary income for the hobby but now I face ED even with the aid of Viagra in my 'golden' years.

 

[Oldfart]

Oldfart seems to get around still. I don't know how old he is but he was calling himself Oldfart back in 2004 when I joined PERB.

I'm in my early 50s and am a little bit less horny in general but otherwise all good still.

Yep, when the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for pickle dunkin'.

And BTW, as I'm in my 70s now, I was an old fart back 15 years ago.

 

[AuldMagpye]

I consider old is at 30...35 tops. Now just heavy layering degrees of it. Never trust anyone over 30.

 

[Stamkos]

My nom de plume became outdated more than ten years ago. Still have some very exciting times, especially with my long term partner. Probably my most exciting time was only three or four years ago with Gerri and Nikki (in Victoria). They did not make me cum, but it was not for lack of trying. When I do see an SP I tend to ask if I am their oldest client. They almost invariably deflate my ego (unintentionally, I hope) by talking about older virile clients. I see BC Babe has participated in this thread - had a great time with her and Fiona a few years ago.

One piece of advice - discuss age with the SP. I have had some significant disappointments with several well reviewed SP's where there was a lack of chemistry, even though I had been very specific about age. It could have been a YMMV thing, but I suspect the problem was more about not enjoying doing it with grandpa.

sensualsixty (to the mod - can I stick with this name or should it now be sensualeighty?)

sensualsixty in 2007...you’re my hero!!!
Good for you my friend, keep on keeping on!!! :clap2:
We should all be so lucky!!

 

[mistermetro]

Anyone else out there, 50+ have issues with condoms and no sensation? No erectile dysfunction here, just too little sensation with the glove on. The glove is a MUST for many / most acts, not denying that. But I miss good ol' fucking!

 

[MissingOne]

Yep, when the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for pickle dunkin'.

And BTW, as I'm in my 70s now, I was an old fart back 15 years ago.

sensualsixty in 2007...you’re my hero!!!
Good for you my friend, keep on keeping on!!! :clap2:
We should all be so lucky!!

Oldfart has been my PERB hero ever since I discovered PERB. He continues to give me hope that I still have a future in this activity.

I'm in my late sixties now. I may not be Oldfart, but I qualify as an old fart.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Anyone else out there, 50+ have issues with condoms and no sensation? No erectile dysfunction here, just too little sensation with the glove on. The glove is a MUST for many / most acts, not denying that. But I miss good ol' fucking!

I have heard this from many men who remember the 70s & early 80s fondly....have you tried the internal ("female ") condom? Quite a few providers are keeping them in stock now, & I understand this may help with that. Of course, I have also heard people complain they felt like they were inside a plastic bag, so....

 

[uncleg]

Well youngster there are 2 members in their 80’s that are active that I know of, there’s a bunch of us who are in there 60’s and 70’s who are active.

I have a collection of clients who are 50-70, and let me tell ya, clients of ALL AGES use those little blue capsules of delight. You've got many years of f*cking ahead of you, my guy <3

Those little blue pills might help with the F&*king but they no a lot of help for the grammar....ound:ound::behindsofa:

 

[felixthecat]

Those little blue pills might help with the F&*king but they no a lot of help for the grammar....ound:ound::behindsofa:

Indeed, they are not.

 

[islander1-1]

The 50's are your Prime years, you can fuck up a storm by making good choices. When older you get passed the I will fuck anything stage and go for what really turns your crank, keeps the blue pill at bay![/QUOTE**

Two bulls up on the hill surveying the herd... The young bull says lets run down the hill and fuck a couple of heffers, the old bull says... lets walk down the hill and fuck em all.

 

[sybian]

The 50's are your Prime years, you can fuck up a storm by making good choices. When older you get passed the I will fuck anything stage and go for what really turns your crank, keeps the blue pill at bay![/QUOTE**

Two bulls up on the hill surveying the herd... The young bull says lets run down the hill and fuck a couple of heffers, the old bull says... lets walk down the hill and fuck em all.

Funny thing about that parable is.....if two Bulls ,had a herd of cows to breed....they'd spend all day , and all their energy fighting over it.

 

[jgg]

Funny thing about that parable is.....if two Bulls ,had a herd of cows to breed....they'd spend all day , and all their energy fighting over it.

...and ruin all the furniture too.

 

[jgg]

I thought about posting this in the Trudeau re-elected thread.

Old Ernie was one smart rooster....

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Sybian was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sybian's favorite rooster, old Ernie, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Ernie's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sybian's amazement, old Ernie had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Sybain was so proud of old Ernie, he entered him in the Kamloops Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Ernie the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Ernie was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best

at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully at your next election, the bells are not always audible.

 

[sybian]

I thought about posting this in the Trudeau re-elected thread.

Old Ernie was one smart rooster....

]

Sybian was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sybian's favorite rooster, old Ernie, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Ernie's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sybian's amazement, old Ernie had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Sybain was so proud of old Ernie, he entered him in the Kamloops Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Ernie the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Ernie was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best

at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully at your next election, the bells are not always audible.

I always say...them politicians all act like they've never had their bell rung.
You pull that two faced B.S. In the real world, with real men, .....you'd be picking up your teeth of the floor.
A person can learn a lot .....studying an old Rooster walking around the henhouse, with a shitty chicken ladder inside of it.

 

[jgg]

I always say...them politicians all act like they've never had their bell rung.
You pull that two faced B.S. In the real world, with real men, .....you'd be picking up your teeth of the floor.
A person can learn a lot .....studying an old Rooster walking around the henhouse, with a shitty chicken ladder inside of it.

This would entail work. Something most politicians are adverse too.

Back to the topic, sorry for the derail.

 

[Fimbo]

:clap2:
From one old fart to another. Cheers old timer.

 

[UhOh]

I always had an issue with condoms and getting a boner, even in my early 20's

 

[angry anderson]

When golden shower becomes golden pond. Sometimes you need words of and comfort and encouragement when the blue pill doesn't kick in