Plaxico Burress

[Qtip]

Hi I'm Plaxico Burress. Super Bowl Champion. My 2008 Salary is 7.85 million. Guess that makes me a millionaire. I enjoy wearing sweat pants. I enjoy wearing sweat pants to night clubs. I enjoy carrying a loaded gun in the band of my sweat pants in the night club. Guess what happened next.........

he shot himself in the thigh.

Is this a contender for a Darwin Award?

 

[fun-time-guy]

Hi my name is Harris Smith. I love the mouth-watering steaks at Applebee's. But, damn. You gotta watch your back at that place or you're gonna get popped.

 

[tarbender]

Yet another fucking bonehead millionaire athelete, I hope the courts set another example here and put the dipshit away !

 

[Inamorato]

New York's Mayor Michael Bloomberg made changes to the gun possession laws in 06, and he wants to see Burress prosecuted "to the fullest extent of the law" to show that his new laws have teeth, and that celebrities don't get special treatment.

The Giants may also release him, hurting their odds of repeating as Super Bowl champs.

I hope they throw the book at him. Too many NFL thugs have been running around feeling like they are above the law for years now, and keep getting more and more chances. It's time for guys like Burress, Pacman Jones, Michael Vick et al to find a new line of work.

 

[bcneil]

But what is the punishment, for being an idiot and shooting yourself?

 

[87112]

You guys know George Parros the goon of the Ducks has a Ivy League education? You cant judge a book by the cover.

 

[Inamorato]

You guys know George Parros the goon of the Ducks has a Ivy League education? You cant judge a book by the cover.

He also has a sweet 70's Porn style mustache. But I'm not sure what his education has to do with a douche-bag NFLer shooting himself in the leg with an illegal gun.