Personal PRICELESS!

[Mchatte]

I'm sure everyone has at least one of these. Mine happened very recently....

Token gift to my favorite SP...................................................... $ 15.00

Two-four of Minhas Creek damn good beer.................................... $ 27.00

1 Hour quality session with favorite SP........................................ $ 160.00

Getting your glasses broken in two by your favorite SPs thighs while reaching her big "O" during DATY

PRICELESS!

Must have thought they were Suzanne Somers thighmaster!

Replacement glasses $ 478.00!

 

[BC visitor]

I'm sure everyone has at least one of these. Mine happened very recently....

Token gift to my favorite SP...................................................... $ 15.00

Two-four of Minhas Creek damn good beer.................................... $ 27.00

1 Hour quality session with favorite SP........................................ $ 160.00

Getting your glasses broken in two by your favorite SPs thighs while reaching her big "O" during DATY

PRICELESS!

Must have thought they were Suzanne Somers thighmaster!

Replacement glasses $ 478.00!

This has been my fear all my life.

I want to see, but I can only imagine what a temple piece feels like on the inner thigh.

 

[MrDaty]

That's a good one...

She was faking!

 

[Mchatte]

She was faking!

No one can fake what she did, guaranteed!

M

 

[Mchatte]

I said I was sorry!

Do it again anytime babe! Couldn't think of a nicer way to break my glasses. For your punishment Monica, you will have to let me try it again and again and again and again until I get it right, k?

The way they broke beats the hell out of what I tell others (that I stepped on them when they fell on the floor). Of course my face is a bit flatter now as well so I don't need the new glasses quite as wide and the flatness really helps to keep my head on the pillow when sleeping on my side.

Question is, how did Ranger figure out who dood it? Such a sleuth Mars man...

M

 

[logsplitter]

Why the heck were you wearing your glasses? Were you trying to get visual stimulation looking for the clit or were you wearing those new wiper types just in case she experienced her second in a life time squirt? (Next time use those flexible goggles with bolt on wiper blades!)

Monica help the poor guy. Tell him it will work a lot better in 69. He can do double duty / tongue on clit - index finger on G. Also it is a lot harder to break the guys glasses when your knees are holding you up instead of floating with your heels to your ears!

 

[Mchatte]

EVERYBODY knows Monica is your favourite.

Oops, busted!

Monica loves Minha Creek Beer (a potentially useful bit of trivia)

BTW Minhas Creek Beer may be a thing of the past. Being pulled from vendor and MLCC shelves as we speak! Something about conflicts with sponsorships!!!

One question tho- what needed such close inspection that you needed your glasses on? I would have thought by this time you could find your way there in the dark.

Why the heck were you wearing your glasses? Monica help the poor guy. Tell him it will work a lot better in 69. He can do double duty / tongue on clit - index finger on G. Also it is a lot harder to break the guys glasses when your knees are holding you up instead of floating with your heels to your ears!

Thanks for your input guys. Yes ranger I could find my way in the dark but you don't drive through Banff in the dark if you want to see the wonderful sights, do you? If I wouldn't have worn my glasses, I wouldn't have had them broken and wouldn't have this neat little thread.

Honestly, I always keep my glasses on. With Monica I enjoy seeing the look(s) on her face and I can do that just by peeking up. Thanks Log for your advice to Monica but I don't think she was complaining and I believe that the way we did things worked out just fine for both of us!

M