Northland Massage - AVOID!!!

[donniedoggie]

I'll spare everyone the gory details, but let's just say that it was the absolute WORST experience I have ever had in my adventures in both Vancouver and Calgary.

During the 30 minute session, the lady (don't know what her name was, but she's about the age of my mother: 40-45 years) proceeded to provide a very weak massage despite my request for a deep massage. Then gave me a handjob for about 5 minutes and all of the sudden decided to stop and tell me to come back later as she had 2 other customers waiting.

Not to mention that she brought the phone into the session...which prompted her to answer the phone 3 times and also leaving the room twice to answer the front door. 5 minute handjob, 10 minute massage and 5 separate interruptions = waste of money and 25 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

Now I know what nobody talks about this place on this forum. Save your money and avoid this place.

 

[widowmaker]

Unfortunatley, in Calgary good MP's are extremely rare. If you really want to find some quality take a weekend trip up to Edmonton, the Sp's up there are much better than in Calgary.

 

[Booger]

I was at an MP back east once where the gal I was with kept answering the phone while giving me a HJ as well. I got so pissed off that during one call I yelled "I"M COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" as loud as I could. I thought it was funny but she got made and gave a whole new meaning to the term "jerk off". I couldn't walk straight for a week.

 

[dr_pepper]

Northlands is only good for the 10 minute special which is just the door fee. Other than that forget it.

 

[Rocker1965]

why stay?

During the 30 minute session, the lady (don't know what her name was, but she's about the age of my mother: 40-45 years)

Why on earth would you stay then? You guys that keep paying for this brutal sub-standard service in Calgary are what keeps it from getting any better. These places are staying in business so obviously they have customers. Best thing you can do if there is nobody decent working there is turn around and LEAVE. I just dont get you guys at all.

Better luck next time! - Oleander

 

[john_sinn]

Why on earth would you stay then? You guys that keep paying for this brutal sub-standard service in Calgary are what keeps it from getting any better. These places are staying in business so obviously they have customers. Best thing you can do if there is nobody decent working there is turn around and LEAVE. I just dont get you guys at all.

Better luck next time! - Oleander

They're young, dumb and full of... well, I think we all have experience with the man-juice affecting our higher brain function. Sometimes the urge to poon is so strong you forget you're about to be jerked by someone who reminds you of mom. Until you walk out with a lighter wallet and a pocket full of remorse. A bottle of Jergen's will only set you back 6 bucks, dudes.