Naked Brittany sculpture

gravitas

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can't stand her music or her personality but ya, if her rump was up in the air like that (and a bondage ball lodged firmly in her yap) I'd dink her in the pooper
 

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She's giving birth.

And who are you trying to fool- you guys would do her even in her fatty trailer trash incarnation. :p
 

aznboi9

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Good God, I'm so aroused by that sculpture. Does that make me a freak?
 

georgebushmoron

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How come I can't find any pics on the net of her back end? Did they make a life-like impression of her pussy and asshole?
 
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georgebushmoron said:
How come I can't find any pics on the net of her back end? Did they make a life-like impression of her pussy and asshole?
Here's a picture of her puppy and asshole, is that close enough?

:D :D

 

Oldfart

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BobbiInVic said:
I read about that sculpture yesterday, apparantly the babies head is showing by her derrier, and that's what's causung a huge stink!
I imagine Britney's derriere would be causing quite a huge stink.
 

Maury Beniowski

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In a nice wet pussy!
Here is the pic in question:



...and another slightly less flattering side view:



...and this triad:



This is the sculptor, Daniel Edwards:



Can't nail down a rear view, but this is the WIP (what's he putting in her mouth?):



One noteworthy comment though: Britney Spears didn't give birth vaginally; she had a C-section?!! WTF?
 

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"The sculpture will be mounted next to a case displaying pro-life materials."

Am I the only one who found this pretty funny?
 

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Scarlett said:
And who are you trying to fool- you guys would do her even in her fatty trailer trash incarnation. :p
good question. i still would. maybe she would give me a Ferrari too.
 

Maury Beniowski

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dessert said:
I don't get that sculpture? How the hell does a mom give birth in that position? Shouldn't the sculpture depict her on her back straining to push?
Actually, birth can be achieved in any number a positions. The oldest and most common method is squatting, which is still used today in Third World countries. Look at it this way; any method similar to a position used to pass stools works. The pushing mechanism is the same. True, lying down is probably not the best, but if a woman feels comfortable in this position, then by all means.

Here are a few more:



The Birthing Chair

Then there's the Lamaze method:

Wikipedia said:
Modern Lamaze childbirth classes teach expectant mothers breathing techniques and often other ways to work with the labor process to reduce the pain often associated with childbirth, such as hot and cold packs, changing positions, the use of a "birthing ball" to remain in a supposedly more natural upright position, and even orgasm to induce or hasten labor.
 

georgebushmoron

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gravitas said:
She is the most classless, lowest, disgusting ho ever in the music industry. And stupid too, as stupid as Jessica Simpson if not more (if that's even possible).

Why are there so many American pop stars with such low intelligence? Do other countries have similar intelligence levels among pop stars?
 

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massagelady said:
I can't stand the woman, but looking at the statue I almost feel sorry for her...
But, what is she getting out of it? Would she not have to give permission or be involved somehow?
Ishe she doing it for a cause or for money or both? (publicity!!!!)
I think she is at the downside of her career ...or many would says she has been for awhile.. :eek:
 
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