My achin' ass

[Cock Throppled]

I have recently had the misfortune to develop a hemorrhoid. It doesn't seem very big and it doesn't hurt, but I'm wondering what to do about it. I know about Prep H, but is that the best thing? Will it go away on it's own? Do they bleed? (mine hasn't). I get lots of fibre and I haven't strained anything, but I do get in a lot of reading perched on the throne. I'm guessing that's not good. Any help would be appreciated.

 

[Chantal]

Difference

There is a difference between fiber and true blue fruit and veggies...get some anusol or a warm cloth...Ahhh relief Seen many patients with these symptoms...i guess if you are not exhausting yourself,but if you are not to the point of having symptoms of bleeding you are ok...contact you practionner..(he or she can direct you to the right source) better to know today than tommorrow...without your health....we are not functional

 

[gfe_fun]

???

SHOULDNT THIS BE IN THE HEALTH SECTION?????

SHEESHH...EVERYBODY ALWAYS TELLING MEEEEEEEEEE IMMMMM POSTING IN THE WRONG SECTION..ha! NOW THERES SOMEONE WORSE... ;p

 

[Chantal]

Absolutly Right

I was too lazy to start a new thread....You are right

 

[Discombobbled]

I have recently had the misfortune to develop a hemorrhoid. It doesn't seem very big and it doesn't hurt, but I'm wondering what to do about it. I know about Prep H, but is that the best thing? Will it go away on it's own? Do they bleed? (mine hasn't). I get lots of fibre and I haven't strained anything, but I do get in a lot of reading perched on the throne. I'm guessing that's not good. Any help would be appreciated.

Fuckin Hillbilly threads

 

[stryker]

Do they bleed? .

Only after ya start wipping your ass,It might take a few dumps and as you start to irritate it more,it will grow larger and larger to the point your walking alittle funny and having to wear depends so as to keep your clothes clean from all the infection in your asshole(see bursted hemerroid)after that happens,you really have no choice but to go to a doctor and have the fuckers cut out and then cauterized(see Flaming asshole)if it comes to the latter,you will bed ridden for a bit and in alittle pain(see,I wish I was Dead)and heaven forbid if you have to take a shit,,,,(see,I wish I was Dead)

 

[Discombobbled]

I have recently had the misfortune to develop a hemorrhoid. It doesn't seem very big and it doesn't hurt, but I'm wondering what to do about it. I know about Prep H, but is that the best thing? Will it go away on it's own? Do they bleed? (mine hasn't). I get lots of fibre and I haven't strained anything, but I do get in a lot of reading perched on the throne. I'm guessing that's not good. Any help would be appreciated.

Hey Cock Throthelled, I just thought of something I used to do for relief. Take a big pile of vanilla icecream and shove it on your irritation. You can't just place it there, it's best to move it around, and shove it in as far as you can. This might be a little uncormfortable a first, but it will pass. Good luck!

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Hey Cock Throthelled, I just thought of something I used to do for relief. Take a big pile of vanilla icecream and shove it on your irritation. You can't just place it there, it's best to move it around, and shove it in as far as you can.

Wouldn't chocolate ice cream be more appropriate?

 

[BYSON]

Fuckin Hillbilly threads

you have a problem with hillbillys there fella maybe you're tie is to tight loosen up. I'm waiting for some to shit all over this or post a pic of a big hemorrhoid

 

[missing link]

My suggestion is wipe your ass in the tub, no paper (poor mans biday) and use prep h. It will get irritated as said by stryker. Does it look like a big hanging purple grape? Take a picture and post it.

true /guys should not take baths

says who? I work construction and beleive me, nothin like relaxin the mucles in a bath after work.

 

[Discombobbled]

Take a picture and post it.

Hey Stryker, can you be sure to PM when this happens? I really don't want to miss it. Thanks.

 

[panzer-jager911]

My suggestion is wipe your ass in the tub, no paper (poor mans biday) and use prep h. It will get irritated as said by stryker. Does it look like a big hanging purple grape? Take a picture and post it.




says who? I work construction and beleive me, nothin like relaxin the mucles in a bath after work.

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWwwwwww

 

[schizo_man]

my great grand daddy used to get these things all the time I've heard. His solution to them was to sit in a bowl of oatmeal (porridge). Supposedly this helped him heaps, not sure as I've never had the pleasure of developing pyles. Of course, do not ingest the oatmeal after, that really should go without saying.

 

[Cock Throppled]

Hey Cock Throthelled, I just thought of something I used to do for relief. Take a big pile of vanilla icecream and shove it on your irritation. You can't just place it there, it's best to move it around, and shove it in as far as you can. This might be a little uncormfortable a first, but it will pass. Good luck!

Discoball - I'd have expected more sympathy from one with such an intimate relationship with the affected area.

 

[Ilovethemall]

....of all time

This has got to be the most fucked up thread of all time.....maybe if you pay $$$$$$ somebody will rim you and get rid of it???

 

[yoniluvrca]

and it just got worse...

speaking od hemeroids....

http://www.filecabi.net/video/howards-hermorrhoids.html

 

[schizo_man]

This has got to be the most fucked up thread of all time.....maybe if you pay $$$$$$ somebody will rim you and get rid of it???

now that's a shitty idea