mulling over the idea of a roommate

[Eden]

I have an empty room in my apartment, it is a one bedroom however I opt to use the living room instead. The bedroom is not furnished as of yet, but was just trying to figure out whether, I might want to have someone else in there too. Anyone interested or curious?

 

[bigguy]

Anybody interested??????

Yeesus!! Don't give we mainland perberts a leading question like that. I'd like to have "first right of refusal" on ANY arrangement you may contemplate. Hell, we could even barter. I've got a 1200 sq. feet two-bedroom and two-bathroom condo overlooking False Creek in Yaletown. TALK TO ME . . . please!!

In perpetual Eden lust . . .

bigguy

 

[Eden]

Bigguy - You would like to barter would you? What would your tools for bartering be other than your condo?

Sweet_Stacy - I am serious, it just would need to be filled with the right person. Especially if they are coming in their with me, it could be beneficial since I believe in sharing.

 

[bigguy]

Tools?

Yo Eden:

My complete box of tools is on the table. Do I sense this could turn into a complex negotiation? Probably should lock us both in a room and throw away the key until a deal is closed! Eyeball to eyeball. No shyster lawyers involved.

BTW: I am pleased you have unretired (even if just temporarily?).

bigguy

 

[Eden]

Bigguy

I still retain the fact that I never said that I was retiring, it was an extended vacation and I am all rested up now (it takes a lot to wear me out!). I am here to stay and play for awhile. Maybe we should be locked in a room to negotiate, something tells me only one of us will walk out (that would be me)!!!

 

[Eden]

Btw

The roommate thing was for my play pen, not my home that I live in!!! It was just a thought as it seems quite empty with just me, in there. However, in some ways it is kinda nice, since I know that if I stock the fridge with alcohol, different drinks, and such one day that it will be there upon my return the next day!!! Still I am thinking about it......................................, about your condo though, bigguy could we install a swingset or something in there?

 

[bigguy]

Swingset

Yo Eden:

Oh how I love to hear you talk dirty!! Swingset . . . yummy. Your (reasonable) wish is my command. If you want the second bathroom filled up with sulphur-crested cockatoos just give me some notice. As long as reptiles and insects are taboo, everything else is on the negotiating table.

You could walk out surely. I might be in a body bag but this corpse would be grinning from ear to ear. I'd make Jack Nicholson's Joker character look sick. What a way to go! Another notch in your belt!

bigguy

 

[Eden]

bigguy

So, sexy what you are saying is that my iguanas cannot come and play in your tub? I would protect you!!!!!!! So your two bedroom condo in exchange for........................what?

 

[bigguy]

Eden:

You certainly have that right. Iguanas? I'll squeal like a goil. Even you as the prize wouldn't counteract those suckers, I'm afraid. Did I mention spiders, snakes and sharks? The three big S's!! Ughh.

Oh, Oh!!! Crunch time. You sure know how to pressure. (You show me yours . . . I'll show you mine.) Yeeks. Reminds me of my pre-teen fumblings.

What do YOU have in mind? Does this side of the pond fit into your immediate plans? If so, maybe we should continue this below the PERB radar screen??

bigguy

 

[shank]

What a guy!

Yo Bigguy:

You're so smoooth.
Ya could teach us a thing or two.
And Edeeeeeeeen? Don't let her take you to a point of no return!

Shank

 

[Eden]

shank

Y not? It is fun, sexy, alluring, sensual, and above all else purely orgasmic!

Licks to all..............................!

 

[PublicGuy]

Garden Of Eden

Memories of you have stained me forever
To let you go would kill me
To make you stay is certain death
Total confusion of the body, soul, and mind.
Your eyes hold contempt
As you speak words of love so sweetly
Trying to tempt me to take some fruit
The garden has died at my feet
Yet you lead me to our tree
Where it all began
The stars cannot foresee what the future holds
I wonder what your motive is as you kiss me
The smell of flowers fill my senses
As you take all of me in
The garden appears to bloom again
Full of life
You turn from me, breaking our kiss
I try to catch you, but you run from me laughing
I look around to see nothing but myself
Alone in the night
Standing in the moonlight
Surrounded by the death of my sanity​

 

[Eden]

PublicGuy - How sweet is that, you wrote me a poem! No one has ever written me a poem before!!! I feel very honored to have made such an impression on you, thank you.


Phoenix - Ah, are you jealous? He wrote it for me, silly, and I thought it was great!!

 

[Yman]

Hey The Phoenix,

Why would he private message Eden such a lovely poem ? -- after all he is " Public Guy ''.

 

[BabyBelle]

I've been thinking of moving downtown.. but this wouldn't be a living situation, would it? Just a room to work out of..?
I'm confused as to exactly what yer sayin.

 

[Swguy]

Eden's in Victoria, Sarah...



SWG

 

[BabyBelle]

Demmit.. lol

 

[Eden]

Babybelle

SWG, is right, I am in Victoria. I am still mulling over the roommate idea, but it is for a working apartment, not live in!! But I think that I am going to redecorate first and then see what happens. I am not in a hurry to fill the room, I would have liked it more for the company, I guess. But if the right person and attitude comes along, then great and if not, then no worries.

Licks to all.............................................................................!

 

[PublicGuy]

Wild nights! Wild nights!
Were I with thee,
Wild nights should be
Our luxury!

Futile the winds
To a heart in port-
Done with the compass,
Done with the chart.

Rowing in Eden!
Ah! the sea!
Might I but moor
Tonight in thee!

 

[Eden]

PublicGuy

Maybe...................................................................! You are excellent and creative, thank you for the kind words that you speak!!

Licks to all...............................................................................!