Just some things i wondered about today

[muffdiver]

These are just some things that i would like to know the answers to.

Why don't they make mouse flavoured cat food?
What's it really like for a woman to have an O?
Why do woman feel that they have to fake orgasms?
Why do i have a problem getting a hard on with only some sp's and not others?
Why aren't we all given a million bucks when we turn 21 and if y
ou spend it before your too old to work then you are sol.
How come i been workin 2 jobs for the past 14 years and still don't have a pot to piss in?


If you have any answers to these questions please feel free to post and add some of your own, im goin to get a beer

 

[spaceghost]

Why don't they make mouse flavoured cat food?

Cats are lazy enough as it is... gotta leave something for them to work for.

What's it really like for a woman to have an O?

I'll let one of the ladies answer that.

Why do woman feel that they have to fake orgasms?

'cause you won't let yourself cum unless you think she is satisfied and she doesn't want to wait all night as you bang away and hold off.

Why do i have a problem getting a hard on with only some sp's and not others?

'cause you can tell she is just in it for the money and not for providing superior customer service.

Why aren't we all given a million bucks when we turn 21 and if you spend it before your too old to work then you are sh*t out of luck.

'cause most of us don't want to see the price of a can of coca-cola rise to $250,000.

How come i been workin 2 jobs for the past 14 years and still don't have a pot to piss in?

The book is called 'The Wealthy Barber' by David Chilton. Pick up a copy and read it.

You're welcome.

 

[Hardatwork]

I think that

Why do i have a problem getting a hard on with only some sp's and not others?

is the reason for this

How come i been workin 2 jobs for the past 14 years and still don't have a pot to piss in?

 

[Escort]

Why don't they make mouse flavoured cat food? Cuz human scientist don't want to do taste tests.

Why do woman feel that they have to fake orgasms? I heard men fake relationships

How come i been workin 2 jobs for the past 14 years and still don't have a pot to piss in? You must have spent it.

 

[dakota30]

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Why aren't we all given a million bucks when we turn 21 and if you spend it before your too old to work then you are sh*t out of luck.
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Because that would mean that a decade later there would be a bunch of 31 year old men living in their 10 year old ferraris. And a bunch of women living in forts made out of shoe boxes.

Just a guess.

 

[dakota30]

LOL

Damn, you're quick. I was thinking of you when I wrote that.