If you lived in outer space what job would you have?

[80watts]

So time to think about the future. If you lived in outer space, on a space-station orbiting some planet in the solar system what job would you have or like to have?

Because I'm first.
For me it would be some type of system engineer. Maybe deep probe maintainer... I would need to know about flight systems, electrical systems and fuel systems.

 

[summerbreeze]

escort review board censor, would eliminate all dumb threads

 

[PierreCoeur]

Busty Aliens Sexual Organs Tuner. Having the right tool to do the job.

 

[johnnydepth]

Suppose I would drop a resume at Spacely Sprockets.

 

[summerbreeze]

escort review board censor, would eliminate all dumb threads

like this one

 

[theimp]

I love to cook, so I think, hydroponics farm to to table chef would be a fun challenge. 0 g gelato anyone? Flash frozen in the vacuum of space, of course. Or, perhaps, extraterrestrial truffles, maybe.

 

[felixthecat]

All that fun you are going to have on your rusty spaceship...

 

[johnnydepth]

All that fun you are going to have on your rusty spaceship...

The hottest lady to ever play an escort. Sets the bar way too high!

 

[Claire Monet]

Deep probe maintainer sounds appropriate.

 

[rlock]

I'd be the guy in engineering whose sole job is to reverse the polarity of things. Not always needed, but always very important when it is. :saturn:

 

[Peyton Alexander]

If there’s an option for the person who poorly sings “Space Oddity” to the productive astronauts, probably that.

 

[Abbott_]

* Jedi Master *

 

[PuntMeister]

Puke n Goo Sanitization Bot.

In space, hygiene is everything. The dude that corners the market on waste streams that can be fermented and reconstituted into intoxicating contriband will own the Orion Cartel. $2000 credits for 10g of Flash Gordon Black Hole Rim Shot. You know you want some. When star watch gets boring, Come to da San Bot for a good time.

 

[uncleg]

Space Pimp

 

[ReluctantPooner]

I like adventure, so I would be the guy exploring all the new worlds we would find. So maybe that's military, or maybe its a biologist. All I know, I would be where the action in.

 

[storm rider]

I would want to be a Starship Captain just like James T Kirk......if he got all of that pussy I can do it as well....and I would even go for the green Orion slave girl pussy.

SR