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Honey you know how I like to gamble every now and then? Well I placed a large bet that was a sure thing and well you know how a sure thing can sometimes not be so sure...I owe this guy $30k and if I don't pay him he'll break my legs then if I still don't pay him he'll break your legs. Anyways, the good news is I think found a way to get out of this one.
It seems this guy is a bit of a perv and loves to watch other do it. However, he can only get off watching a threesome; so here's what I've done to save us the pain and get him to forgive the debt.
I asked a guy at work if he knew of an 'escort' service and apparently there are tons of escorts to be found in the Georgia Straight; who knew? Anyways, I figured since you would not want me to be with an escort ( two in this case) that it would be better if the two of us and an escort put on a show for him. Thinking of you I picked an escort that I felt you would mayby enjoy if you had to do it. She's tall, blond, has huge boobs, 19 and new to the business. She told me on the phone (yes I called her for you) that she too has never been with a woman but had always wanted to try.
So now it's all set-up for this Saturday at 8pm. There are a number of things the guy wants to see and I assured him you'd be ok with it:
-The two of you kissing, alot
-Double ender anal while taking turns blowing me (I'll keep my eyes closed when it's her turn and think of you)
-The two of you in 69 while taking turns performing ass to mouth (again my eyes will be shut)
-Finally you give each other a golden shower while I shoot my load on your hair
I love you so much and think this could be really fun for you if you try to get into it knowing our debt will be paid. Now all I need is the $500 for the escort and we're set
