How To Order A Pizza

[jim]

DIFFERENT WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER:

1. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
2. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
3. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
4. Change your accent every three seconds.
5. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
6. Imitate the order taker's voice.
7. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
8. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
9. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
10. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
11. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

 

[Verb]

DIFFERENT WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER:

1. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
2. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
3. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
4. Change your accent every three seconds.
5. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
6. Imitate the order taker's voice.
7. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
8. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
9. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
10. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
11. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

WoW...

When Did this board become a child's plaY????

 

[jim]

Talk about a loaded question! LOL

First people complain about the sex talk being too raunchy and crude, then people complain about too much sports talk, then complaints of too much polotics and world affairs, now people are complaining about too many jokes and silly posts. You just can't please people

You can't please all the people all of the time. As Robin Williams said joke em if they can't take a fuck.

 

[funkymunky]

You can't please all the people all of the time. As Robin Williams said joke em if they can't take a fuck.

I thought it was funny. And it was posted in the Lounge, an OPEN discussion forum.

 

[hitrack]

I could say something, but I won't bother.

 

[schizo_man]

thanx hitrack, I'll join you and not add a comment as well.

 

[poolboy2]

Pizza # 12

One more #12 ask the pizza guy how many slices do they cut the pizza into. when he replies 10 ask him to cut it into 6 pieces has you are not really that hungry.

 

[Venuschic]

#13

Tell the person taking the order: "I really need some cheering up, ah could you just send the pizza boy, and tell him to wear something special for me!!"

Cheers,
Brooke

 

[superfly]

DIFFERENT WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER:

1. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
2. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
3. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
4. Change your accent every three seconds.
5. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
6. Imitate the order taker's voice.
7. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
8. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
9. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
10. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
11. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

this is soooo good i had to copy it for a friend who is the owner of 2 little ceasers pizza joints here in town he will get a bang out of it....

 

[tasty treat]

WoW...

When Did this board become a child's plaY????

Why don't you take your ju ju and stick it where the sun don't shine. Glad to see someone has a sense of humour, keep it up guy. Thiw was hillarious, must try next time i order. lol

 

[lenny]

thanx hitrack, I'll join you and not add a comment as well.

Thank you, sirs. Mums the word, gentlemen.

Besides, cat's got my tongue. And pooped on the keyboard.

 

[IceG]

Jim, don't be upset...i think little ju-ju was trying to make a little ha-ha or maybe he was just possessed by the Grudge.

 

[vancouverman]

one more way
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Sony offers pizza feature for hungry gamers



NEW YORK (AP) -- Sony has built the ability to order pizza into its latest online multiplayer game. Type the command "/pizza" while playing Everquest II, a fantasy game with 330,000 active players, and get the Pizza Hut Web site, where you can place orders for delivery.

Chris Kramer, spokesman for Sony Online Entertainment, said he believes this is the first time a game accepts orders for real-world items.

Sony plans to integrate the pizza function more tightly into the game, so players can charge pizza to their monthly game subscription bill.

"The goal for the future is to eventually let people do more things like this," Kramer said. "They could type /harry potter and get the new Harry Potter book delivered or /star wars and get the new Star Wars DVD."

Many games incorporate ads and product placements, but such opportunities are limited with fantasy games like Everquest.

Though the new pizza feature might satisfy appetites, caution is required as the game doesn't pause while you're ordering.

"You wouldn't want to order pizza in the thick of combat, but anywhere that's safe is a good place," said Kramer.