Him and his girlfriend.

[Anna]

lmaoDam I wonder how the sex is??? He might be getting his salad tossed tonight, well i mean with her legs or tail. You make the call!!

 

[S.G. Gibson]

This picture is going to give me awful nightmares.

 

[souljacker]

OK, that picture gets the Scared-the-Bejesus-out-of-Souljacker award! Damn.... Creepy as all hell is a bit of an understatement.

 

[afterplay]

And this is why you go for regular STD testing. Genital crabs are bad, mkay?

 

[georgebushmoron]

I swear that's why you ought to be careful who you sleep with / becomes your GF. Some chicks will stab you in the back when you're most vulnerable.

 

[Dakota Wood]

That picture is from a french AIDS awareness campaign. There is another pic of a woman sitting on a couch with her legs spread to an enormous tarantula. The caption is along the lines of "do you really know who you are having sex with?"