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[Very Veronica]

What a perv!

SAGINAW, Mich., Oct. 19 (UPI) -- A 29-year-old man was arrested at a car wash in Michigan for allegedly using a vacuum for his sexual pleasure, police say.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger alleged the unidentified man was found at a car wash in Saginaw County's Thomas Township "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum," The Saginaw (Mich.) News reported Friday.

Breidinger said Thursday's incident easily marked the most unusual incident he has ever heard about in the area.

"I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard," he told the News.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/19/Police_say_man_used_vacuum_sexually/UPI-88111224446251/

Inquiring minds want to know, who's suctioned their junk? Is that why hand held vacuums are so popular? Heavens knows they sure don't work well for their intended purpose.

And then there's that Dyson guy..i always thought he was a bit too cooingly passionate about vacuums.

 

[HB40]

And then there's that Dyson guy..i always thought he was a bit too cooingly passionate about vacuums.

ROTFLMAO

Very funny Very Veronica

 

[Inamorato]

Reminds me of this story...

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html


And this one...
Dude Having Sex With A Pinata

 

[Voyeur]

he may be creepy, but the vacuum works really well.

on the carpets, not on me...sickos! =)

i havent tried that yet.

hehe

 

[wpgguy]

$20.00 says it was BJHunter.

Hey BJ, did it suck good cock?

 

[Adriana✿]

ha ha ha


We could start offering Vaccum Service HOOVER HO "for those afraid to touch another human being."

ROFLMAO

 

[booblover]

what kind of surprise was waiting for the kid who busted that pinata open?

 

[EvilPettingZoo]

I wonder if it's connected to this gas station...

 

[spinynorman]

I wonder if it's connected to this gas station...

That reminds me of the guy who had the PetroCan station outside of Regina, Dick Assman. Showed up on Letterman and sold shirts saying,"I got pumped by the Assman"

 

[trackstar]

That reminds me of the guy who had the PetroCan station outside of Regina, Dick Assman. Showed up on Letterman and sold shirts saying,"I got pumped by the Assman"

FUCK! That's the third time you got me with that fucking bug!!!!!

 

[Miss*Bijou]

maybe it's just me..

OK..
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" and 'having intercourse with a table"... what the hell?


Is it that hard to say/write masturbate? Is that word not allowed in the news, or what? Is it just supposed to be a witty way of describing it?

How the fuck can a table have intercourse with anything?
And I've apparently been buying the wrong kinds of vacuums cause mine has never given me any favors..


The articles were funny... but the people who wrote them are dumb.

 

[spinynorman]

FUCK! That's the third time you got me with that fucking bug!!!!!

Sucka!