DQ Guy calling it a day

[Kittie]

Congrats! And all the best to you ice cream man <3

 

[Dark_Knight]

congrats on your retirement DQ guy. I also retired and it was the best thing I ever did for me. Although the dating world sucks at times, I feel better out there in the dating world as opposed to the pooning world

 

[HB40]

HB40 RETIRED???

SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

xoxo
Nina

No doubt! I rue the day...

But I thought we were lamenting DQ Guy, we need the proper time to grieve and reflect, realize the gravity of such news and allow the reality to sink in.
I'm afraid this could have far reaching effects....first we'll begin to miss the reviews and his terrible spelling, then start wishing for the dilly bar comments and constant flirting on the board.
But it wont stop there, once the girls are out their regular ice cream fix and morning romps they'll start to get grumpy and impatient, go roaming the streets searching all the Dairy Queens.
Meanwhile the pooners will be finding empty parlors and sagging swing chairs, lonely rooms with an eerie music looped over the stereo...chicka chicka bow wow.
We'll have to resort to CL and forget all of DQ's warnings, lose all our money to CC scams and be left cowering in our rooms wondering what horror is coming to knock on the door.
And finally to wind up at our friends house but not granted permission to use his bed, confined to the couch in the squalor of cum stains and doritos, playing xbox....the only thing remaining to give us a moment of pleasure.

Man, HB40 is calling it a night.

 

[DQ Guy]

Jeeze. Talk about a sad state of affairs. or lack there of.
I'm sure all of you will do just fine with out me, or HB40 for that matter.
Perb was around long before I was, and I believe it will be for a wee bit
longer. If everything doesn't go as nicely as I hope it will, Its nice to
see that I have somewhere to turn in the end.
as for the dilly bars... I'm thinking I'll be making regular drop offs at some local mps.
can't let the gals quit cold turkey