Dog Shit

[Jodie]

Thank you so much to the inconsiderate asshole who couldn't take ten seconds of his or her precious time to bend down and pick up after his or her pet.

As a result of your utter and total lack of respect for others, I have spent the past two hours carefully extricating your dog's putrid feces from the manifold grooves in the bottoms of my brand new Asics, gagging all the while.

Fuck you.







(Sorry for the rant. I feel better now )

 

[spinynorman]

That totally sucks! I know the frustration and the horror of trying to scrape shit out of shoe grooves. The offenders should be forced to manger on their own pet's doggydoo landmines.

Hope this cheers you up a bit!

 

[hunsperger]

Fuck you.







(Sorry for the rant. I feel better now )

sorry isn't going to cut it young lady...

with language like that, you deserve to have your mouth washed out with soap...

that or a damn good spanking...

your choice...

 

[mclovin76]

hahahahhaha i have 3 dogs presa canario x pitbulls and im glad to c that my 70 dollar dog food isnt going to total shit. bwahahahhahahahah btw i often step in poo

 

[timhorton]

I have spent the past two hours carefully extricating your dog's putrid feces from the manifold grooves in the bottoms of my brand new Asics,

Couldn't just wash the soles out under a forceful faucet? Might have saved you 1 hour and 55 minutes.

 

[HB40]

Thank you so much to the inconsiderate asshole who couldn't take ten seconds of his or her precious time to bend down and pick up after his or her pet.

As a result of your utter and total lack of respect for others, I have spent the past two hours carefully extricating your dog's putrid feces from the manifold grooves in the bottoms of my brand new Asics, gagging all the while.

I confess, but how could you possibly have known this board was where I’d be?

I’m so sorry to the other fine members who had absolutely no involvement with my utter lack of respect, no blame should come to them.
I was having a bad day and forgot my doodoo bags.
I am not normally so insensitive and should be made an example as this behaviour cannot be condoned.

My sincerest apologies to you maam, and if you would permit me I would be happy to come over and lick your shoes clean while you beat me with a rolled up newspaper.

 

[Jodie]

Couldn't just wash the soles out under a forceful faucet? Might have saved you 1 hour and 55 minutes.

Have tried that before with a high pressure hose. Still ineffective on the smaller grooves, unless you get in really close, in which case you end up covered in dogshit water spray. The damn stuff sticks like glue.

 

[hunsperger]

btw i often step in poo

why doesn't this surprise me...

BTW Jodie, what about the spanking...

 

[mclovin76]

not on purpose

 

[ReluctantPooner]

This is one thing that is better about the wetter part of the year - you can step in the puddles along side the road between wiping it off on the grass.

 

[bcneil]

Part of life in Vancouver. Best thing I have found is just let the shoes sit out in the sun a few days till the dogshit is bone dry, then it brushes off.