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bigbreastlover

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Good day guys! I have a question for those who know Vancouver and its surroundings. My lover and I would like to have sex during the day time in my car not far from downtown. I am looking for a place which is discreet. She thought about Stanley Park, but my feeling is that there is some activity in almost all parking spaces (although some are really empty of cars all time but not far from the normal traffic). Can you give me some advice?
 

booblover

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after everyone gives you their suggestions those spots are going to become hot spots for pooners to keep an eye out for you and the GF
 

bigbreastlover

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Thank you for all your suggestions:
UBC etc. is a little bit far for a lunch quickie
I went to the Crab parking, indeed, a lot of empty spaces but too much activity still
My best option is Stanley Park
 

Sir_frixalot

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In a minivan in any Walmart Parkin lot... tinted out or windows covered, it's all legal, you're just camping, short term!
 

hornygandalf

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Know what rocks though.

The study/meeting rooms in libraries on university campuses and the public city ones. Why because they are soundproofed and have an excellent heavy board room table. Some even have leather chairs.

Just lock the door, throw a jacket over the window and GO!
That is a good point. Particularly during the summer when the campuses are quieter. In the depths of university libraries in the stacks where there are very few people... though that isn't in a car.
 

Tabitha

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Stanley Park -I guess we should of locked the doors

Good day guys! I have a question for those who know Vancouver and its surroundings. My lover and I would like to have sex during the day time in my car not far from downtown. I am looking for a place which is discreet. She thought about Stanley Park, but my feeling is that there is some activity in almost all parking spaces (although some are really empty of cars all time but not far from the normal traffic). Can you give me some advice?
I was with another girl a few years ago, and she suggested we go to Stanley Park to have some fun.

So we parked and started making out in the front seat.....when from out of the dark somewhere, a random dude opened the back door and started getting in!!

I screamed so loud it scared him back out of the car... that was enough for me- never again.
 

rayrice

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I was with another girl a few years ago, and she suggested we go to Stanley Park to have some fun.

So we parked and started making out in the front seat.....when from out of the dark somewhere, a random dude opened the back door and started getting in!!

I screamed so loud it scared him back out of the car... that was enough for me- never again.
Maybe he was hoping to join in :eyebrows:
 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
Anywhere a car can be parked :eyebrows:...just stay away from elementary schools, daycares & children's parks. And make sure your partner in crime isn't a psycho ..

I've been caught by police once...in Ontario...all they cared was that I consented to what I was doing... Prostitution wasn't even suspected..I had normal street clothes with me and minimal makeup on...

Edit: I'm not the best advice giver, & I'm a bit of a risk taker...


Hmmmmm...I'll pick you up this weekend and we can hunt for a spot...:)

Your FORD or MINE..:)
 

badbadboy

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I've been caught more times than I care to admit lol.

Some good to go places:

ICBC parking garage - pay for the parking that's all ;)

Horizons parking lot on BBY Mt

Seymour Demonstration Forest

Stanley Park by the tennis courts. This place is active most evenings so you might want to keep that in mind. Ex GF and I used to have a good time and then go into the Fish House for replenishment.

Not so smart places:

Stanley Park by the hollow tree. Lots of potential for Asian tourists to take pics of you. VPD on horseback go there for photo ops with tourists too. Busted there with a warning.

Cap College parking lot used to be awesome but they hired numerous rent a cops to keep an eye on the parking lot and break ins etc

Anywhere in W Van geez, this place used to be a gem but a whole influx of Duddley Dorights moved in. We were in midst 69 and really enjoying ourselves when we heard

OMG they are having sex in there! You two, I'm calling the police!

Funny thing was that turned us on more because of the sense of urgency to get the fuck out of Dodge lol. We got out of the car to straighten ourselves before departing and we ended up doing it against the side of the car. Memorable quicky!
 

escapefromstress

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I've been caught more times than I care to admit lol.

Anywhere in W Van geez, this place used to be a gem but a whole influx of Duddley Dorights moved in. We were in midst 69 and really enjoying ourselves when we heard

OMG they are having sex in there! You two, I'm calling the police!

Funny thing was that turned us on more because of the sense of urgency to get the fuck out of Dodge lol. We got out of the car to straighten ourselves before departing and we ended up doing it against the side of the car. Memorable quicky!
Isn't it a shame how an adventurous activity that seems so reasonable and harmless fun to us, gets 'normal' people and LE so upset? :)
 
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