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Coco - VIPOTG

JoeyD_01

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Mar 11, 2014
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My fellow pooners,

http://winnipeg.backpage.ca/FemaleE...coco-204-295-8024-first-time-visiting/2753932

Well...my first ever VIPOTG experience, at the downtown location, with the female street name (for those who know of it's location)
Coco is here, and I wish I would have had the cash, permission from the handler/mamasan, time & sense to see Haruko before Coco...then I would not have had to see Coco.
It might be her in the pictures, but the real life breasts I saw...but weirdly were not really allowed to touch were not 33C.
She was chipper & upbeat, as the standard ad says for a "positive personality", but her English is very limited. One or 2 word sentences.
Went into the bedroom, and she told me to get undressed...and then leaves the room. Um... what? Where are you going?
She comes back, and says "Honey, money."
Oh...
Give the hh amount, she leaves the bedroom again. WTF?
Comes back, quickly gets out of her full length nightie, and leads me by the hand to the shower where a standard shower commenced.
A brief bbbj in the shower, and...I put my hand on her head.
"Oh honey, no. I don't want my hair to get wet."
Say what, now?
Dried off, still a bit damp though.
Laid down on the bed, and she giggled when she saw I had brought my own condom, which I do.
A 3 minute bbbj on the bed commenced, whereupon she spun around and she lowered her hairy self. Yes...not trimmed, not shaved...a true hair pie in every sense of the word.
A standard size adult male index finger barely fit inside her, and yes...she let me know that. "Honey, not that finger. Only tongue."
...sigh...Even my tongue had difficulty getting in..and my LG is not so little.
5 minutes of this go by, and I hear the condom wrapper tear. She starts giggling after a few seconds "Honey, can you help me?"
Yes...she was having difficulty putting on a condom I brought.
How "New" are some of the ladies?
She then tells me to get on top as I am too big for her if she were to get on top.
Alrighty then...and with great difficulty, and a fair amount of her own lube, I managed to squeeze in.
Remember my comment about Samantha from a few months ago? The bed had made more noise than her?
Same thing here. Squeaky bed & very minor noise coming from her. Popped out a few times due to LG being too big for her.
More lube did nothing to make the tightness easier.
Also, barely...and I mean barely any kissing was allowed. LFK at best, no DFK at all, and 1 - 1.5 second intervals.
Finished up & she looks at her phone.
"Oh honey, time's up. Shower as my next appointment is coming."
I was glad to shower & get out of there.
I will hopefully get to see Haruko or Haru...or someone credible when they are here next.

Sincerely yours,
Grumpy Joey
 
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kirbyfun

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Oct 27, 2015
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Its too bad that you missed Haruko as she has set such a high standard that reading your review made my decision very esay about Coco.

Thanks for the review though.
 

JackFrost22

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Oct 6, 2015
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Thanks for the review. Her ad says well reviewed, haven't really tried searching for them but after reading this I guess she is well reviewed, just not positively.
 

JoeyD_01

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No, she is not "well reviewed". I cannot remember her ever being here.
The ad is just a recycled ad, with the same words and maybe different measurements.
Next time Haruko is here, check the wording in the ad. Same.words, but a different age, height, body measurements. It will also say that it is her first time here.
 
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doobie1965

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Oct 15, 2015
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Thanks for the review.. i was really in to calling for booking
Its a good thing to be in this group..
 

badangell

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Did someone saw leena ? same -VIPOTG? i wanted to book Coco to but i did not find reviews so i calm down lol .
 
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