If you have any cheezypickup lines lets hear em
Hey Baby wanna play army I will laydown and you can blow me allover the place.
Hey Baby wanna play army I will laydown and you can blow me allover the place.
Cheezy pick up lines you got any
- Thread starter BYSON
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I have used this many times.
"Nice hair....want to f**K."
I know it needs some work and I have never been successful yet unless you count the one that was passed out in the ditch.
But it is complimentary which is a good opening.
It gets right to the point and I don't spend a ton of money buy drinks.
In fact 3 times the lady actually gave me her drink. Unfortunately she kept the glass.
"Nice hair....want to f**K."
I know it needs some work and I have never been successful yet unless you count the one that was passed out in the ditch.
But it is complimentary which is a good opening.
It gets right to the point and I don't spend a ton of money buy drinks.
In fact 3 times the lady actually gave me her drink. Unfortunately she kept the glass.
Wanna go halfers on a baby?
I bet you $20 you're going to turn me down.
You have remarkable legs. What time do they open?
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed and I wonder if you can help him out. He wants your phone number so he can get a hold of me in the morning.
So, do you go all the way, give and receive oral, and enjoy anal sex or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?
I bet you $20 you're going to turn me down.
You have remarkable legs. What time do they open?
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed and I wonder if you can help him out. He wants your phone number so he can get a hold of me in the morning.
So, do you go all the way, give and receive oral, and enjoy anal sex or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?
sweet pick up lines...
"baby, my love for you is like diarhhea...it just keeps flowing"
"can i buy you a drink, or would you rather have the money?"
"if i washed my cock, would you suck it? No?? EVEN BETTER"
i've never used a pick up line before...a
and a smile is all i need
"baby, my love for you is like diarhhea...it just keeps flowing"
"can i buy you a drink, or would you rather have the money?"
"if i washed my cock, would you suck it? No?? EVEN BETTER"
i've never used a pick up line before...a
and a smile is all i needIf I kick you out of my bed, it's only to f**k you on the floor
Nice outfit, it would look better on my bedroom floor
Are you tired? Youv'e been running through my my mind all day
(the first one always works on me. tee,hee)
Nice outfit, it would look better on my bedroom floor
Are you tired? Youv'e been running through my my mind all day
(the first one always works on me. tee,hee)
Excuse me, but would you like to become my future ex-wife?
Pardon me ma'am, but do you have a licence to look that good?
Excuse me, but the tag of your shirt is sticking out.... it says, "sent from heaven"
And of course we have the all time cheezy line "Hey baby, how do you like your eggs?"
Her response...."Unfertilized"
Pardon me ma'am, but do you have a licence to look that good?
Excuse me, but the tag of your shirt is sticking out.... it says, "sent from heaven"
And of course we have the all time cheezy line "Hey baby, how do you like your eggs?"
Her response...."Unfertilized"
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Here is a holiday pick up line!!!!
If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is New Years , Can I come visit you in between the holidays?
If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is New Years , Can I come visit you in between the holidays?
"Was your father a thief? Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?"
Never tried that one, but a buddy of mine from Quebec made out like gangbusters with that one(Imagine it in a French Accent. And coming from a guy who looked like Arnold's shorter brother."
Or Arnold Scwarzenegger's favorite pick up line:
"Wanna Fuck?"
Never tried that one, but a buddy of mine from Quebec made out like gangbusters with that one(Imagine it in a French Accent. And coming from a guy who looked like Arnold's shorter brother."
Or Arnold Scwarzenegger's favorite pick up line:
"Wanna Fuck?"
"Hey there sweet tits. Do you do anal?"
Surprisingly unproductive unless you have a slap or bouncer fetish.
or
"Hey sweet thang, lets bump uglies, I passed my hepatitis test today, I got an A, two B's, and a C".
That one don't really work either.
Surprisingly unproductive unless you have a slap or bouncer fetish.
or
"Hey sweet thang, lets bump uglies, I passed my hepatitis test today, I got an A, two B's, and a C".
That one don't really work either.
