BREAKING NEWS: Plot to castrate and murder Justin Bieber!!!!!!

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LADY-VIA

Justin Beaver said:
Yikes,pruning shears...sounds pretty painful....

Hmmm...I might want to change my username or lay low for awhile in case more of these guys come after me by mistaken identity.
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lol..... :) :) yes you should be very cautious now
 
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jesuschrist said:
note: they were going to use pruning shears to cut off the naughty bits. Ouchee!
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That is definitely no the right tool, they should pack a magnifying glass and some tiny tweezers.;)
 
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wilde said:
That is definitely no the right tool, they should pack a magnifying glass and some tiny tweezers.;)
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lol hey hes just a little boy here.. lets stop gabbing about the poor kids pecker ...
 
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Geez you would think castration would be bad enough. Why kill the guy.
going thru life as a eunuch with all those little teeny boppers wanting
to jump your bones all the time.That would be hard to take (pun)
With a good lawyer the assailants would get charged with aggravated
assault and serve minimal jail time
 
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wilde said:
That is definitely no the right tool, they should pack a magnifying glass and some tiny tweezers.;)
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Compared to the past, he looks more manly now. He used to look like a little girl, now he looks like a butchy lesbian.

So maybe that means he has a pee pee of sorts to cut off, or at least a big long clit.
 
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19??? already ? wow guess hes not a little kid lol... he looks like one to me :)
 
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to bad they did not succeed , would have been much better drama.
and add that screaming bitch Avril Lavine to the list too.... she probably has bigger balls to castrate
 
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