Audrey’s Perfect Breasts

rollerboy

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I occassionally receive questions regarding Miss Audrey’s Perfect Breasts. Some feel that they might be too amazing to be real. Having spent many hours buried in the Mounds of Audrey, I know them to be Natural Wonders.

But, it never hurts to check again.

So lying in bed with my own Buttercup, I pressed the tip of my nose into her nipple, tentatively at first, then burying the whole of my face in her chesticle. I rolled from cheek to cheek, and then repeated with her other one.

“What are you doing?” she asked, looking at me as if I had landed from Neptune. I get this question a lot, and yet the circumstances often differ so widely that no stock answer suffices.

“Testing.”

She smiled, bemused, and explained, “They’re still real.”

Yes, they are. Still real, and so perfect.
 

pussy lover

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they are pretty perfect aren't they? I wouldn't mind having a bronzed copy for my living room
 

planetsmurf

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yah my first visit and well only visit i just couldn't help but stare and feel those awesome breasts. truly if there was one person i would go back to just see a part of there anatomy in would be audrey breasts
 

Fast Johnny

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Yes... but?

How about the rest of her. Don't you think she is pretty well a perfect package? I was tryng to think what she could mprove on and came up empty! ;)
 

rollerboy

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Golden Aura

Billy, I think she used to do "Golden Aura," but I'm not sure that's still on the menu. Maybe for long time, or particularly generous friends.

I seem to recall Sunset raving about receiving fantastic "Golden Aura," but later he recanted and said that he was mistaken. YMMV. :)
 

hugedman

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rollerboy said:
Billy, I think she used to do "Golden Aura," but I'm not sure that's still on the menu. Maybe for long time, or particularly generous friends.

I seem to recall Sunset raving about receiving fantastic "Golden Aura," but later he recanted and said that he was mistaken. YMMV. :)
Sunset...who, that poet?? I believe he is now "in love" with other SP...he rarely participate here...I enjoy his reviews...really
 

rollerboy

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Sunset

I miss him, too, HugeD. He had an unerring sense of how to make an ass of himself.

"Master Sunset, how will I know when I am ready?"

"My Son, You will know when the Tears of Joy and Love spill from the Provider's Heart, and Her Sunshine kindles the Fires of Your Spirit."

"I see Master. Then I am ready. May I borrow a couple browns?"

"Fuck no."
 
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TheNewGuy

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rollerboy said:
He had an unerring sense of how to make an ass of himself.
I made fun of Sunset in a thread, so he pm'd me and told me he'd seen me many times before but I didn't know it was him and then he made a very minor, very harmless kind of threat. It freaked me out! I told someone about this, someone much wiser than myself, and she laughed her ass off and pointed out to me that he thought I was a chick based on his mathematical-spreadsheet-diabolical-analysis-blahblahblah-dork-graph. No shit. Sunset thinks I'm an SP! haha
 

planetsmurf

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hugedman said:
maude,
The pictures in that website do not do her any justice..., she is actually a lot prettier in person than her pictures..
i 100% agree
 
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