Are you ready for the V.I.C.E. Squad?

Ophelia Black

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I was thinking (bad habit, I know) that it would be cool to having a code of conduct for SPs, and those who followed that code would be members of the V.I.C.E. Squad;

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It's pretty much just a formalization of things we do already, but dammit! I want to be part of a Professional Professional Association!

Here are some suggestions for what having a VICE girl 'certification' could mean things like;

No upselling after price is established as including FS.

Photos available that are less than 12 months old, age within 5 years of stated, and weight give or take 10 lbs.

Tested a minimum of 4 times a year for full slate of STDs/STIs.

Will do our absolute level best to avoid no-shows or lateness on our side, and will keep track of who no-shows us habitually.

We will postpone or cancel a date if we know that we will not be capable of performing to the best of our abilities.

These are just suggestions off the top of my head - check them out and tell me if you think they would work, and/or the idea of a VICE Squad will fly.

I'm just dying to have an itty bitty sheriff's star with my name on it ;)

And we could have chapters too, Hell's Angel style (the V could just represent the founding city) so Victoria and Edmonton girls could check out the idea too.
 

Ophelia Black

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Hee hee - we could certify new members at PA meetings...

"We are gathered here today to induct "Perbette" into the Squad...Perbette...here's your badge of excellently reprazentin' ho-dum...long may you wear it, and uphold the values of VICE sisterhood..."

Round of applause...then the hazing of the new recruit begins ;)
 

Ophelia Black

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Mikey...stay in the back of the car, and quit asking to touch our guns...

I'd LOVE to hear other things that we could include in the VICE code of conduct...ladies and gentleman, what would you suggest...and no, free BJs and cookies for Perb members is not going to be included! Sorry ;)
 

Ophelia Black

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Yes...sometimes it gets kind of dark on patrol, and we have to feel our way around...hmmm...maybe you shouldn't bring it!

Julia, would you like to be officially certified as VICE Squad member 2?

Somebody want to design some kind of certificate?

Now I just need to find us some badges..
 

michel

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So fellow hobbiest please look for the VICE logo at your nearest SP. Remenber dont go in till is certified as VICE .


YAhooo what a idea!!!
 

Ophelia Black

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I do think it's a cool idea...maybe Fred can make it so VICE would show under our names when VICE members posted, like what used to happen for contributers.

Then we could sticky the agreed-upon code of conduct for members to check out.

I'm not so much for the kind of clubs where people have to meet up and stuff - this would be way simpler, and would improve the business reputation of members, and make it easier for clients to identify us as being up to the standards he's looking for.

Another benefit? I get to say "Stop! In the name of love!" all the time...
 
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bigdman

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Yes, it is...

Here another one,
" you have the right to perform the blowjob, if you can't fulfil the blowjob, one will be provided to you (me DATY on you )"...
 

Ophelia Black

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I've made some suggestions for stuff I'd like to see included in a code of conduct; here are things I think should NOT be included;

Pricing - that's each individual's business.

Activities - services offered are between client and SP.

I think we should keep it pretty simple - no more than 10 conduct items. The simpler it is, the easier it will be to maintain, and the more SPS it'll be open to.

The SWs have their own organizations and initiatives - it would be nice for us to have one too :)
 
Ashley Madison
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