Are you a PERB Reviewer?

burnman

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A couple of weeks ago I made my way thru Rhythm Massage. First girl I saw was Jenny and a week later I saw Nadia. Interestingly enough, both girls asked me if I was a PERB Reviewer. I played stupid and said I did not know what they were talking about. Both girls then started to tell me how there are these asshole, scumbags, etc out there that write reviews on a website and share them with other perverts. I was surprised to find out that girls working in MPs (at least Rhythm) don't like us PERBerts writing reviews about them.

Hmmmmm......

I'm Sorry Jenny and Nadia, I am a PERB reviewer and here are Your Reviews:

Jenny - Very cute early 20s girl next door, brown hair, petite with a nice set of natural breasts. Very friendly greeting at the door with a great smile. I was drawn to this girl by a short review from Noddy. Like I said, cute girl, no tattoos or funny piercings. Jenny rocked my world hard that and after a couple of weeks, I still think about it often. She did everything great from massage to FS. As there was still time in the hour, a second SOG was in order. Wow, in all my time of pooning, this has only happened a handful of time at MPs. Full hour of service for the standard $$.4. Rating: L-8, A-10, S-10. Repeat: Yes. Highly recomended.

Nadia - Another cute Girl Next Door type. Black hair, petite with smaller breasts. The session was far from the worst I've had but could have been a lot better. Nadia has some weird tatoo locations and a couple of piercings. Service was OK but rushed. Highlight of the session was the CBJ as she was between my legs looking up at me. Right after I completed, she rushed things saying that she thought she had another appointment. I was in and out in 35 Minutes and as I passed the waiting room, no one was there. When I'm paying the hourly rate ($$.4), I would like an hour of time. Money up front so there was no room to negotiate a shortened session. In the end, I felt Nadia might have some issues with men but I can't be sure of that. Ratings: L-7, A-7, S-6. Repeat: No.
 

ralfie_boy

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Jan 25, 2006
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And your review of Nadia explains why

A "poor" SP has nowhere to hide her sub par performance, over charging, fast clocks etc.

A "good" SP has nothing to fear and everything to gain!
 

Norbert

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A website where they do reviews!

Was not asked if I was a PERB Reviewer but was told by an MP that "there's this site where they do reviews, but I won't give you the name because I just hate it" - I chuckled and let her move on to another subject.
 

wolverine

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There are likely quite a few pooners out there who are still unaware of the existence of SP reviews online, hence the continued business of the bottom feeders. Therefore I find it amusing that SPs with poor reviews who hate review sites would be stupid enough to divulge their existence to everyone walking through the door and allow their unaware customers to see the light.

This thread gives me a General Discussion topic idea though.
 

praxis

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burnman said:
Nadia - Another cute Girl Next Door type. Black hair, petite with smaller breasts. The session was far from the worst I've had but could have been a lot better. Nadia has some weird tatoo locations and a couple of piercings. Service was OK but rushed. Highlight of the session was the CBJ as she was between my legs looking up at me. Right after I completed, she rushed things saying that she thought she had another appointment. I was in and out in 35 Minutes and as I passed the waiting room, no one was there. When I'm paying the hourly rate ($$.4), I would like an hour of time. Money up front so there was no room to negotiate a shortened session. In the end, I felt Nadia might have some issues with men but I can't be sure of that. Ratings: L-7, A-7, S-6. Repeat: No.
Nadia (or Naughtia) was Josie at Peter's place (Vegas). Trawler gave her a good review but I guess the real person and her attitude towards men are coming out now. It also seems that some girls at Rhythm have a negative view of an Internet-based review page of providers. I guess feedback is bad if a person gives bad service and vice versa. It seems like Rhythm is going the same way as Deja Vu (maybe owned by the same person?) - overcharge and deliver poor service and attitude. The surefire way of stopping such practice is to stay away.
 

Mick Shagher

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Thanks for the reviews Burnman. I have met Jenny and agree that she is a cutie. It sounds like she might be a keeper. It's nice to hear that when one pays $240 he gets his money's worth.

As for Nadia, I met her several times when she was working for Peter and she seemed to have a good attitude. I never got a chance to stay with her because I was hooked on Victoria. I did hear good things about her and even heard her through the walls once while I was in session. It sounded like her and her client were having lots of fun.

I ran into her again recently at Rhythm and it seemed her attitude did a 180. She now wanted $240 for F/S, which was much more than she quoted me at Vegas, and several extras which were available then, are no longer. I thought with the big head and excused myself from staying. After what Burnman has to stay, it looks like I made the right descision. Funny how some SPs with good service, end up being corrupted & brainwashed when they move to another studio.
 

ihatemyskirt

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Once again theres several reasons why a girl wouldn't want a review and I think if she asks you, its your choice whether or not to lie and then review her anyhow but I see that as a weak move. Really if you wanna be so upfront and tell all then why lie to her about if you are one of the perbs? Afraid you might get lesser service? Somethin to think about. You people are turning this into more of a head game then anything.
 

ihatemyskirt

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I doubt that anyone will ever deny service upon finding out their client is a perb but I would not expect to be lied to nor would I take that lightly.
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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I think you are wrong there Ihatemyskirt, if a guy does reviews on girls he dosent want them to know before hand because then the girl might feel extra pressure. Which might make her try harder or she might get uncomfortable due to the pressure on her.
I really doubt there are girls who get awsome review scores and hate perb.
Its like ralfie boy said, if your good you will only get a added bounus from PERB but if your lousy then your going to hate PERB.
 

Mick Shagher

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Bobo The Rabbit said:
I think you are wrong there Ihatemyskirt, if a guy does reviews on girls he dosent want them to know before hand because then the girl might feel extra pressure. Which might make her try harder or she might get uncomfortable due to the pressure on her.
I really doubt there are girls who get awsome review scores and hate perb.
Its like ralfie boy said, if your good you will only get a added bounus from PERB but if your lousy then your going to hate PERB.
I totally agree with this statement. Only a fool would go into a session and tell a girl he is a Perb member or even has knowledge of this board. If you think it will get you a better session you're wrong. Most likely it will just make the girl feel uncomfortable. Of course the exception is weather both you and an SP have had previous contact on this board and she wants to meet you in person and fells comfortable about you being a Perb member. Then again, so is she.

In my experiance, it is always the terrible SPs who have received bad reviews are the ones who distain Perb members. They hate the truth and having themselves exposed! I do get a chuckle that even though they hate this board, the majority of them are still secret members so they can read if anything is written about them. If they were smart or even gave a crap they would take the constructive critisism and try to make themselves better.
 

littlejonny

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The other side of it is that I am sure there are guys out there who try to use this sight as a way of getting extra service or a cheaper price out of the SP by holding a bad review over their head. I've had girls tell me its happened to them. Myself, I never bring up perb unless I've seen the girl a few times and we get along well. Even if your intentions are not coercive, bringing up perb on a first visit may be seen as doing so. If they feel they can be themselves with you, chances are you'll have a better time anyways. At the very least, you'll get a true picture of what they're really like and can give a more objective review.
 

ashlee

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in my opinion

i know nobody asked me but in my opinion if a girl does her job then there is nothing to worry about! even if you dont have a connection or you are not their type if you give it 100% whats the worry ......
 

rugby_inc

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I seen Evah at Penthouse, and did not really think anything of it when she asked if I was or used perb. Like most people I played dumb and let her talk. She did say that she was a big fan of the site. Just my 2 cents. By the way great looking girl with nice service. I think I did a review of her just after.
 

wickedwillie

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Nadia

burnman said:
A couple of weeks ago I made my way thru Rhythm Massage. First girl I saw was Jenny and a week later I saw Nadia. Interestingly enough, both girls asked me if I was a PERB Reviewer. I played stupid and said I did not know what they were talking about. Both girls then started to tell me how there are these asshole, scumbags, etc out there that write reviews on a website and share them with other perverts. I was surprised to find out that girls working in MPs (at least Rhythm) don't like us PERBerts writing reviews about them..
Hello fellow perverts


I saw Nadia about 5 or 6 weeks ago and she also asked me about Perb after our session was done (we chatted for about 15 minutes after the deed was done) she asked me if i heard about PERb and I said I had read it alot but never posted yet (truth). She then asked me post a positive review of her, as i really had a great time with her (except the moaning)

L = 6 A= 8 S=7

Looks = she is slim but you can tell she has had a child, so slim but not hardbody her tits sag abit

great attitude, one of the best I encountered, but she is a little bossy and abrupt

the sex was ok, she really did a great job of licking my nuts which I really enjoyed, but her moans during the missionary where as fake as the letters in penthouse. After screwing around 1000 (yes i know what alot you fellow perverts gonna say) women you learn who is full of crap and who is really enjoying the time with you

the faking moaning lowers the act from a 9 to a 7, so no repeat


out



willie
 

ralfie_boy

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Jan 25, 2006
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Heard some ladies don't like us talkin' 'bout them

Strange then that they feel perfectly fine about talking about us pooners amoungst themselves...
 

Street Fighter

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I think some of the girls who are aware of review boards haven't really checked it out for themselves but have heard from other girls that the guys who post there are overly critical and picky. I've seen an SP who has a perfect record here on PERB and even she didn't seem to like PERB. I don't know if she's aware of how well-reviewed she is and how much of her business is a result of her good reviews (that's why I went to see her).
 

burnman

Professional Pussy Licker
Oct 30, 2005
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I did not know that Nadia was Josie from Peter's. She was on my to-do list and as it turns out, I've already done her. I always felt that a name change in the business was a warning sign. Seeing that many guys have had good sessions with her, maybe I just had a bad day.
 
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