A warning to all the piss drinking potheads out there!

[Avery]

From the Village Voice:

Q. I recently started a new job. Due to the nature of this job I am subject to random drug testing. If I were to fail even one drug test I would immediately be fired. Even worse, the government credentials needed to work in my field would be revoked. I would be unable to work, and my career would be over. I do not do, and have never done, drugs. So why is this a problem? Well, I like to drink piss. It's not something I do every day, but it's an important part of my sexuality. So, the big question: If I were to drink the urine of a person who has used drugs, would the chemical markers of their drug use turn up in my own pee, causing me to fail my drug test? As I do not always know my partner's drug status this is a serious concern of mine. — Piss Brings Risk

A. I'm sorry, PBR, but this very important part of your sexuality is putting your career at risk—but, hey, don't take my word for it. "I wanted to share this warning with your readers," writes another piss-drinking perv. "My master and I have a relationship in which he uses me, with my consent, as his urinal. Two days after I spent a couple days with him I was hauled in for a random drug test. I came back positive for marijuana, despite not having smoked pot in over 10 years. I am now suspended from my employment and may be dismissed. "So what do you do, PBR? You either get into another line of work or you drink only the piss of folks you know to be clean and sober. If Narcotics Anonymous doesn't run a support group specifically for piss tops, perhaps you should start one.

 

[mexman]

Tell the truth!

Tell the truth if you get caught. I'm sure drinking a little piss here and there can hardly get you fired!! Your boss will surely understand that in this day and age this happens all the time and wouldn't the luck be bad just to get caught. I guess ya just gotta ask your self if you'd rather get fired or get pissed on. Niether would exactly make my day. But hey, like they say don't knock it till ya try it.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Is that why Karl Rove and Dick Cheney have dropped out of sight lately?

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

...thats fucked up....one of the few occasions where if busted you'd be better off lying and say you did smoke pot vs. admitting you like to drink piss...

Alternatively, if you get busted after actually having smoked some bud, you could use the piss-drinking excuse to maybe beat the rap.

 

[memyselfandI]

I just think it's bloody stupid for the government to fire someone cause they smoke pot....

 

[nowayjose]

LOL, I was picturing Rebliatti (<-- I'm sure it's spelled wrong) at the Olympics saying, "No, I didn't smoke it. You see, it's like this. There's this thing that some people like to do that ... Oh, forget it. Just keep your damn medal."

Or Clinton: "I didn't inhale but I did drink some crazy piss once ..."

 

[CalvinandHobbes]

Eat a bagel and test positive!

I watched a show called Myth Busters on Discovery Channel and they showed that eating two bagels with poppy seeds ( a woman claimed to have tested positive and was sure it was not possible as she did not do drugs and later found out that eating the bagels before the test got her fired.) will cause a positive test on a certain test. Thay called several experts and had the exact test that they used and showed it was posibble. Also, I think they stayed positive for several days...

So if you get caught blame it on the bagels and those funny brownies you ate at the potluck party...