12 days of poon-mas.

[PeterLongwood]

Please help me finish or improve this lyric.

On the 9th day of Xmas, my SP gave to me...

9 extra minutes,

8 sexy toy shows,

7 Asian spinners,

6 sloppy kisses,

5 Gold-en showers.

4 shots on goal,

3-some with Szabina,

2 Thumbs up the Ass-hole,

And a Blow-Job in the Back Seat!

 

[dirtydan]

For 11 in the actual carol it's 11 ladies dancing so how about 11 strippers stripping.

 

[Avery]

10 dollar discount

12-inch long strap-on

 

[LonelyGhost]

how about trying the search button?

12 days of x-mas 2006

The Twelve Days of X-mas by Franklyhuge

For the first day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
An appendage the size of a tree!

For the second day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
Two huge balls!
and an appendage the size of a tree!

For the third day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
Three fingered love!
two huge balls, and an appendage the size of a tree!

For the fourth day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
Lots of fore-lay!
Three fingered love,
two huge balls, and an appendage the size of a tree!

For the fifth day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
Five cock rings!
Lots of fore-lay!
Three fingered love,
two huge balls, and an appendage the size of a tree!

For the sixth day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
Six babes a'laying!
Five cock rings!
Lots of fore-lay!
Three fingered love,
two huge balls, and an appendage the size of a tree!

For the seventh day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
Seven spanks a stinging!
Six babes a'laying!
Five cock rings!
Lots of fore-lay!
Three fingered love,
two huge balls, and an appendage the size of a tree!

For the eight day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
Eight maids a milking!
Seven spanks a stinging!
Six babes a'laying!
Five cock rings!
Lots of fore-lay!
Three fingered love,
two huge balls, and an appendage the size of a tree!

For the ninth day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
Nine nubile newbies!
Eight maids a milking!
Seven spanks a stinging!
Six babes a'laying!
Five cock rings!
Lots of fore-lay!
Three fingered love,
two huge balls, and an appendage the size of a tree!

For the tenth day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
Ten extra minutes!
Nine nubile newbies!
Eight maids a milking!
Seven spanks a stinging!
Six babes a'laying!
Five cock rings!
Lots of fore-lay!
Three fingered love,
two huge balls, and an appendage the size of a tree!

For the eleventh day of x-mas, Lisa gave to me,
A duo with her favorite sp!
Ten extra minutes!
Nine nubile newbies!
Eight maids a milking!
Seven spanks a stinging!
Six babes a'laying!
Five cock rings!
Lots of fore-lay!
Three fingered love,
two huge balls, and an appendage the size of a tree!

For the twelfth day of x-mas, Lisa got from me,
an hour of DATY!

 

[dirtydan]

10 dollar discount

12-inch long strap-on

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch!

 

[gravitas]

12-inch long strap-on

what santa gave to me is the pinner's banning

 

[VanIsland Lisa]

I always think of you at Christmas, smart ass!! I miss you "Hugely"! I hope you'll come visit me when I come to Victoria.