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    If your penis is bitten off by a dog while you're doing nude golf or nude jogging,

    You should ask your lawyer. However, first I suggest catching the dog. You better run!
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    scarface was a bitch

    And from an equally credible source: Bat Boy has been captured!!! http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/12659/bat-boy-captured/
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    Should I quit mp and become an indy?

    So, right now you basically sit around most of the day unpaid waiting for a customer but stuck at the MP? That sounds like it would suck! At least, if you're indy when you're not working you are free to do whatever you like. I think some of the ladies use drivers to take them to outcalls, for...
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    Provider website like a video game?

    Hey all - I seem to recollect seeing a SP's website that had a very cool theme to it. You started out in her living room. You could click on a photo album on her coffee table and see her pictures. You could click on her TV and see something. You could go into her bedroom and click on her...
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    Banning Speedos?

    This is just sad. Yet another step to make kids think that our own bodies are shameful and embarrassing. That's where real damage comes from. Not from seeing some doofus in a Speedo.
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    burquinis -- hot swimsuit

    What? No veil?
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    The definition of GFE

    I don't usually step on people reposting a topic, but this is probably the most redone topic in The Lounge. The short answer is that it means different things to different people. To some it is an attitude (the the SP makes you feel like she is your girlfriend for the hour.) To others it is a...
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    It's a small, small, world!

    It is definitely the largest purse I've ever seen. Good thing Angel works out studiously! I must agree with the general consensus: an awesome picture! She has a sort of casual/cute/sexy mix going on. Very nice!
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    The "Revenge" Bikini

    If it helps, they also sell Water Soluble Trunks for men. The perfect gift for that stalker who just won't leave you alone! :D
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    Anonymous chicks I'd like to fuck (redux)

    Anyone remember Wonder Bread Girl?
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    pretty, dumb and marketable

    I do find intelligence in women to be a very attractive quality. However, I do not pursue it in a partner nowadays. From my personal experience, women who have above average intelligence have above average crazy. Maybe that's just been my bad luck though.
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    Middle-East, What is our war?

    From here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghanistan Still though, I can't help liking the fact that Sadam is gone. Nasty piece of work, that guy. Here's hoping another dictator doesn't pop up in Iraq after the western troops are gone.
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    Avatar Help?

    I think you'll find it under User CP, then on the left-hand side is "Edit Avatar". Most of us don't have access to load an avatar on this site. However, from other sites that I go to that use the same BBS software as this site, the Edit Avatar page might say something like "Current Avatar" and...
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    In this topic: World leaders you'd like to get with.

    +1 for The queen of Jordan
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    A Dungeon Crawl.....

    Examine glyphs
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    Where are all the doom and gloomers

    Here`s some doom and gloom. This recovery feels like it is happening artificially fast to me. Maybe it`s just my pessimist nature, but I am still a little worried. I predicted the future here: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=883819#post883819 The stock market seems to be on a...
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    first girl

    Virtually this whole site is dedicated to providing that information. Maybe a little more to go on would help. What kind of experience are you looking for? What type of physical appearance do you like? However, rather than trusting our recommendations, you would probably do yourself a favor...
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    Not wanting to get caught in the "friend" zone

    You call her, chat about nothing for a while, and then ask her out. Happens millions of times every day.
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    Just Curious

    I don't know, but while you're at it, you might want to know how many people are clicking on it from here and going to look at your website. It might be a little more to the point anyway. Just my humble opinion. :)
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    ISO SP w Long red hair

    From her website photos Lovely Lily looks to be a major red-headed hottie, but I can't speak from personal experience. There are a few reviews of her scattered around perb. Just another option for you.
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