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    Amy Schumer 🙄🙄🙄

    I cannot imagine why Tampax thought it was a good idea to make her their spokes-wookie.
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    Hobbyists - How many SPs do you remember?

    oh man, I shouldn't be posting again. tossed my virginity to a SW on the old Quebec area main street stroll when I was 17. my buddy at the time had recently lost his and wouldn't shut up about it. I had a car, a job, and walking around money, so I figured 'why not?' no rAgrets. none...
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    Period protocol

    just had a similar experience, so i'll sound off just spent some time with an SP who started her period mid-thrust. she told me she was on an IUD and i guess it isn't uncommon. embarassment is natural, and she handled it gracefully. she excused herself to freshen up and when she returned she...
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    i got my first dui and need some advice

    excellent point. most people don't know much past the 30 day impound, and 90 day suspension. you are given 7 DAYS to mount a defence to confront your accuser. after that your IRP stands you are subjected to a breathalyzer that is a very sensitive, precise instrument that bumps around the back...
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    i got my first dui and need some advice

    excellent point. most people don't know much past the 30 day impound, and 90 day suspension. you are given 7 DAYS to mount a defence to confront your accuser. after that your IRP stands you are subjected to a breathalyzer that is a very sensitive, precise instrument that bumps around the back...
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    i got my first dui and need some advice

    do you guys need ladders to get on your high horse? give the guy a break. i'm sure he feels rotten enough about what happened as it is. i'm no fan of impaired driving. but the impaired driving laws in BC tread dangerously close to violating our charter of rights and freedoms. yeah, they've...
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    Question On Homosexuality

    this is the stupidest thing i've ever read
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    Has anyone quit pooning?

    Before labelling yourself as a Sex Addict and then going in for treatment, I’d try to work it out yourself first. Unless you are predisposed to having other people tell you what to do and think everyday (AA, Religion, Voting like Daddy did, etc…). I’m sure that there are many counsellors willing...
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    Has anyone quit pooning?

    my "regular" retired a couple of months ago. she had been hinting towards it a few times leading up to it. called her up one day, call went to voice mail, her ads dried up, etc. made an effort to find a new regular, couldn't establish any sort of chemistry with a new girl so it's safe to say i'm...
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    Do it yourself divorce

    may i interject? can i just take you guys off-roading for a bit? i have more friends who are divorced than happily married, and each and every one of them has found a way to get completely fucked over by their spouse. from the very moment a man says "i do" he should have a contingency plan...
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    Girl (FWB) squirted on me.....

    the only way i could possibly lose an erection in a situation like that would be if i was the one who would have to change the sheets. because i have never been able to properly put on a cover for my duvet.
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    Erectile Deception: The Gentleman's Guide To Making You A Better Liar

    good evening to you sir. in retrospect, part 2 turned into kind of a pity party. if you'll pardon the empire strikes back metaphor. a little too much luke skywalker, and a not enough han solo. but whatever, you are correct. love is lost, yadda, yadda, yadda. since then the world is wide open...
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    Erectile Deception: The Gentleman's Guide To Making You A Better Liar

    part 2 Sourcing and Setting Up Your Encounters Discreetly. Let’s talk about discretion. In this waltz we find ourselves in, it is of the utmost importance. It must be honored and revered. When it comes to this hobby, I would push an old lady off a sky-train platform before betraying...
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    Erectile Deception: The Gentleman's Guide To Making You A Better Liar

    hey guys, thanks for the kind words. i didn't know how this was going to go over. yeah i was married once. i never really put much effort into covering my tracks. most of this came to me when i would read comments about mistakes people made here. i'm also privy to quite a bit of divorce...
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    Erectile Deception: The Gentleman's Guide To Making You A Better Liar

    hey folks, i've been lurking for years (there was a time i used to review) and the one thing that i have always noticed is comments from guys new to the hobby. the mistakes they make, and the consequences there after. i remember awhile back i posted a couple of points on my habits when out...
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    What's a good daily wage to pay a kid to take care of my cat?

    buy a case of fancy feast and she can keep what's left over when you get back. take careful inventory of your food before you leave. goddamn kids eat you out of house and home. little bastards
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    Everest climber urged by sherpas to turn back because of fatigue

    this comment makes me hypocrite already. but i would go up to mount everest in a minute. even if i knew i was going to die. truth is, getting on a plane and making it to base camp would be an accomplishment in a lot of people's minds. let's be honest, how many can truly say they could be on...
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    Best Movie of Year: 2011 Edition

    going off of this list... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_in_film top grossing: deathly hallows, not because it made a bunch of money, simply because the rest of the top grossing movies were utter dogshit in no particular order. The Adjustment Bureau: It was kind unevenly paced, but when it...
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    Netflix

    netflix canada is getting screwed by the big three cable providers. naturally they would rather you be watching your new releases via their video on demand service (at 8 bucks a pop i think?) their high def content leaves much to be deisred, in quality and selection. but if you're a true movie...
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    My fav torrent p0rn site is down

    pussytorrents.org
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