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Worst. Promise. Ever. Dunno which strategist pulled this one out, but he must've smoked up first. I despair for my vote in January. This kind of thing makes it hard for me to put a vote where it might actually count.

Those evil Vonage commercials. Whoever decided to use the word 'Voip' as a verb should be hung by the scrotum until he can hit the high notes, and whoever decided to use the stupid distorted stop-motion cutouts with the moving lips should be hanging right alongside. They make me want to throw...

My peeves: 15-minute blowjobs. Y'know, it's just not that interesting to watch a chick bob her head up and down constantly, occasionally licking things, maybe juggling the boys, but then going back to bobbing up and down, up and down... I mean, you can only do about three camera angles out of...

I should note that I've been to the last eight Mountainfests and have never seen a naked person of either sex, even at the river. Either the thing that Hustler did (not Maxim) was a bit overblown or my luck is tcrap.

Never, ever, EVER say the word "Internet" or "Online" or "science fiction convention" to a U.S. border guard. In Yankee, all of the above translate to "Please ask me intimate questions and search my car from stem to stern." That was my experience last time going down through the Sumas crossing...

The cattle industry ships south because there are only two large packing plants in Canada that can handle large volumes of beef for processing. Most of the Canadian cattle are shipped south simply because there's nowhere to send them to have them butchered here. They're sold from the feedlots to...

Well said, LD. I've got family in the Force, and I work pretty closely with them. Hearing the news report today was a major shock and sadness, and I really feel for all the members right now... I could get into the drug thing, but I'm already getting smacked around for that for statements to...

I don't know if I'd trust CSI for scientific information...

Well, he didn't win last year - Junior did. But he gets his butt handed to him in most other races... I hope he can turn in some good performances at non-plate tracks this year. That's what I meant.

*shudders* NUKE UNCLE KIM!!!

Toyota is scheduled to introduce its Corolla-based entry next year in the Cup series. Should be interesting - the Toyota entries in the truck series are doing really well. As for preferences for this year, I'm firmly in the "anyone but Jeff Gordon and Jimmy Johnson" stable. I have a thing...

... oh my god, that's a terrible pun. *thumbs up*

...wahaha! Nice!

Grah. Man, every time I try to go to her site, I get the Homestead "Bandwidth Overload" warning. I miss all the good stuff... =P

"4. Odd, hard-to-place accent. "They have trouble pronouncing the letter 'R,' " Manling reveals. " So... Boston's in outer space these days?

Firstly, this should be in the 411 section for proper consideration. Secondly, five browns is ... extravagant, and far more than what you'll find around here. Van. appears to track in the $$ to $$$ range for hour visits, with halfs around $.5 or so. Run back through the forums, you'll find lots...

And, from reading the newspapers from around there lately, your license plate nabbed by the Citizens on Patrol and passed along to the cops. =P Be very, very careful in downtown Chilliwack right now...

Sounds familiar, hitrack... A: I don't believe in mornings; I prefer to sleep through them. B: If I don't have a shower in the mornings, don't piss me off. My boss is the same way. We avoid one another before noon... (As for sunrises: they look great if you're watching them from the right side...)

Ten for ten, bay-bee! *dances* Maybe I'll be able to keep my Canadian license now; they've been thinking of revoking it because I don't like beer or hockey.

I dunno if this is a problem with anyone else, but I find that a lot of standard condoms are just a bit too tight for me, which results in things, erm... losing their tensile strength before they really should. Thus, I usually use Trojan Large condoms, not for the length, but for the width. is...