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    Liberals to promise a complete ban of all handguns?

    Worst. Promise. Ever. Dunno which strategist pulled this one out, but he must've smoked up first. I despair for my vote in January. This kind of thing makes it hard for me to put a vote where it might actually count.
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    What are the worst TV ads right now?

    Those evil Vonage commercials. Whoever decided to use the word 'Voip' as a verb should be hung by the scrotum until he can hit the high notes, and whoever decided to use the stupid distorted stop-motion cutouts with the moving lips should be hanging right alongside. They make me want to throw...
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    Porn Pet Peeves

    My peeves: 15-minute blowjobs. Y'know, it's just not that interesting to watch a chick bob her head up and down constantly, occasionally licking things, maybe juggling the boys, but then going back to bobbing up and down, up and down... I mean, you can only do about three camera angles out of...
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    merritt who here is going

    I should note that I've been to the last eight Mountainfests and have never seen a naked person of either sex, even at the river. Either the thing that Hustler did (not Maxim) was a bit overblown or my luck is tcrap.
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    Hassled at the border.

    Never, ever, EVER say the word "Internet" or "Online" or "science fiction convention" to a U.S. border guard. In Yankee, all of the above translate to "Please ask me intimate questions and search my car from stem to stern." That was my experience last time going down through the Sumas crossing...
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    R-CALF & Bush = Canadian Haters!

    The cattle industry ships south because there are only two large packing plants in Canada that can handle large volumes of beef for processing. Most of the Canadian cattle are shipped south simply because there's nowhere to send them to have them butchered here. They're sold from the feedlots to...
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    Black day for the RCMP

    Well said, LD. I've got family in the Force, and I work pretty closely with them. Hearing the news report today was a major shock and sadness, and I really feel for all the members right now... I could get into the drug thing, but I'm already getting smacked around for that for statements to...
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    Is it true that pre-cum has no sperm??

    I don't know if I'd trust CSI for scientific information...
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    Nascar

    Well, he didn't win last year - Junior did. But he gets his butt handed to him in most other races... I hope he can turn in some good performances at non-plate tracks this year. That's what I meant.
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    Wow

    *shudders* NUKE UNCLE KIM!!!
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    Nascar

    Toyota is scheduled to introduce its Corolla-based entry next year in the Cup series. Should be interesting - the Toyota entries in the truck series are doing really well. As for preferences for this year, I'm firmly in the "anyone but Jeff Gordon and Jimmy Johnson" stable. I have a thing...
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    First Time.....

    ... oh my god, that's a terrible pun. *thumbs up*
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    A Young Man's Story

    ...wahaha! Nice!
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    babybelle"s web site

    Grah. Man, every time I try to go to her site, I get the Homestead "Bandwidth Overload" warning. I miss all the good stuff... =P
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    Extraterrestrial prostitutes

    "4. Odd, hard-to-place accent. "They have trouble pronouncing the letter 'R,' " Manling reveals. " So... Boston's in outer space these days?
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    Noob Needs Help

    Firstly, this should be in the 411 section for proper consideration. Secondly, five browns is ... extravagant, and far more than what you'll find around here. Van. appears to track in the $$ to $$$ range for hour visits, with halfs around $.5 or so. Run back through the forums, you'll find lots...
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    Chilliwack Area is Hopping BUSY!

    And, from reading the newspapers from around there lately, your license plate nabbed by the Citizens on Patrol and passed along to the cops. =P Be very, very careful in downtown Chilliwack right now...
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    There was a nice sunrise today

    Sounds familiar, hitrack... A: I don't believe in mornings; I prefer to sleep through them. B: If I don't have a shower in the mornings, don't piss me off. My boss is the same way. We avoid one another before noon... (As for sunrises: they look great if you're watching them from the right side...)
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    Go Canadian

    Ten for ten, bay-bee! *dances* Maybe I'll be able to keep my Canadian license now; they've been thinking of revoking it because I don't like beer or hockey.
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    What is your favourite brand of condom?

    I dunno if this is a problem with anyone else, but I find that a lot of standard condoms are just a bit too tight for me, which results in things, erm... losing their tensile strength before they really should. Thus, I usually use Trojan Large condoms, not for the length, but for the width. is...
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