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The situation is I have an older car that I recently spent about $1,500 fixing up so it would be reliable for at least another year. I doubt I could get $1,500 for it, but I wanted something I knew and trusted. Turns out the devil you know may not be better than the devil you don't as the work...

TOP 10 REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS FAR, FAR BETTER THAN SEX ! ! ! 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to...

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the...

And looking for tips from others who do it, have tried it, or are heading that way themselves. It has come to my attention that the food companies don't have to put MSG on the label anymore, but can label it "spices", and here I had been carefully avoiding it, only to learn I wasn't at all...

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food. And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled...

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because...

A young woman dressed in shorts had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and...

And I can't seem to find anything from Vic or Van to Cabo, what am I missing? I checked the Air Canada, Destina and Air Transat web sites and it isn't even one of the options. I already have my heart set on Cabo so any info is appreciated....thanks.

My phone girl left my place at 10:30 pm on Monday (after Hells Kitchen) and was semi-discretely followed to her car by some druggie who, after she jumped in, tried to open her unlocked door but she pressed her lock button on her car remote thingy just in time! She was cool and collected and...

Marry an ugly Millionaire! That is the link to one (fictional I presume) lady but if you click on the tab on the left where it says "Beautiful women looking for rich millionaire" there are some really funny write ups!

Re: locking down threads Just curious how we all feel on the subject...since Fred Zed could care less (see terbs seldom use of the lock down feature) and it is up to the Mods discretion, I thought it was a good idea to find out how we collectively feel about the subject in general.

I don't watch TV (except soaps and reality TV) or I might have seen some news, but I did hear about the road near Kelowna getting washed out. Is the bad weather moving into BC and leaving Alberta alone now, or what? I haven't heard anything about Drumheller either, is it still having flood...

Compliments of phone girl again... This one might be considered not politically correct but is very cute so here goes How to pass an immigration test in Canada... Mujibar was trying to get into Canada legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the...

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older women who are apparently past the age of giving a running pursuit. What happens is that when the intended victim stops for a red light, a completely nude and good looking, nicely tanned, unbelievably well-endowed young man comes up to the car. With...

I'm going to the lake right now!! PS Tomorrow is supposed to be nice too!

I am interested in taking a road trip to Alberta in a week or 2 (may fly to Calgary then rent a car) and I really want to go to Drumheller having only driven through on my way to camp out at the Dinosaur Provincial park. (It looked pretty cool!) I have looked on the net and there seems to be...

that there is an AMP in Victoria!!! Who knew??? It's allegedly just off Shelbourne, in the back of a building with a supermarket in it. That narrows it a bit, but where do they advertise and how could it have gone unnoticed? I heard it from a guy (not a pooner) whose "friend" went so he...

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants Open presents expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00...

The husband is in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering...

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Nanaimo, BC who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Youbou and one of my sisters, who lives in Sooke is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana...