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    Available for one more week in 2017!

    *** I have only one more week to devote to Lina this year! Available until November 15th, then I’ll be back in January, but I might have the odd window of time while I keep up with my ‘real job’, but will not be advertising at that time. Please email me at sexylinamelone@gmail.com.*** Here I...
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    The etiquette of discontinuing saying hello

    I’m smiling now, thanks!! ��
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    Speeding ticket on HWY 1?

    Haha!! I was only just 5 mins ago thinking the same thing as I sped along that stretch.
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    I just binge watched Rake on Netflix...so so good!!!

    The Aussies sure know how to do bigger than life characters!! https://youtu.be/Q38RjSOTim4d
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    The etiquette of discontinuing saying hello

    Condo life and elevators are that situation where you need to acknowledge your neighbours. I don’t really want to be too friendly with them, so I use my big smile, eye contact and perhaps a nod. Walking in a mall or on the street, I like smiling to catch people smiling back. Not in a creepy way...
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    Sexy Lina Melone Back by Popular Demand... Now in Wonderfully Central Burnaby!

    Well well well, here I am, out of retirement! Life has been more than good, It's been fantastic! But I've missed the adventures and seriously fun times I used to have when I was SNL.. Now in my late 40's I'm still that unforgettable, statuesque redhead who wants to knock your socks off! I...
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    It really IS like riding a bike!

    Let’s get together soon!
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    It really IS like riding a bike!

    Looking forward to knocking your socks off!
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    It really IS like riding a bike!

    So good to know I’m still the provider I once was.. I think I may love it even more than before! Coming out of retirement has been interesting and wonderful so far! Thanks to the awesome ladies who encouraged me. Seeing someone so happy to be with me is truly one of my life’s biggest...
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    Holy EFFING Hell...

    That comment would garner several thousand thumbs up on Reddit.. well done!
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    Remember me? SNL is back for The Spice Up My Life Tour!

    Yes indeed, reconnecting with friends has been a thrill so far! I’m making time next week to put up pictures and more information... and will truly enjoy seeing you again in person!
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    Do SP's enjoy the date?

    I was in the biz for 3 years and a lot of it was really truly very very good. It takes two to tango and if one is great at leading, and the other is willing to follow, well then good times will be had by all!! After 7 years since I retired, I’m back for sexy adventure.. not quitting my day job-...
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    Remember me? SNL is back for The Spice Up My Life Tour!

    I can hardly believe it’s already been 7 years since my retirement. For a limited time, SNL is back!! I’m very excited to enjoy the company of previous clients only. I’ve really missed you! I’ll be offering similar services and rates. Due to concerns with my regular work, I’m trying to be...
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    What Real Women Look Like

    You never know! �� Ps... your message box is full
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    What Real Women Look Like

    wheres the thumbs up option when you need one?
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    What Real Women Look Like

    there are 2 schools of thought on the proper weight for height ratio. The French method is for the first 5 feet, 100 pounds, then add 5 pounds for each inch. A 5'7" woman should weigh 135. If they weigh 120, they are either lying or super super tiny boned or underweight. The other method is...
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