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    What was your Pooning year like?

    Next to non-existant...I found a different hobbie of making Performance Euro cars faster than they really should be and I haven't been making my rounds at all...:( Quite a mixed blessing actually... But well... You shell out more money on the cars than the women...:confused: :confused: :confused:
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    New to this

    :o Ah...I was once like you...so lost...so ignorant...then I found the power of the dark side... Have a good one...there are FAR better hobbies out there to spend your money on...but this is as good as any.:D
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    For all those who feel the same...

    Return of the undying post-thread?:eek: :confused:
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    For all those who feel the same...

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php
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    Strangest sounds made during sex...

    :( Strangest sound made during sex was probably NOT a sound, but in my climaxing esctacy, I screamed "Help me Obi-Wan! HELP ME!!!" :eek: That made the SP and me in a :confused: :confused: for about 5 minutes of COMPLETE SILENCE...
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    Things in Vancouver I don't understand, yet....

    :confused: :confused: :confused: Why am I a Jew, yet I eat Pork and woreship Islam and am Asian but at the same time am a right-wing Nazi Thomas Kreshmann look-a-like? I'm a very confused person place and thing:confused: :confused: :confused:
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    Masturbation and the full stomach

    :eek: Try slamming the brakes while going Eastbound on Georgia and seeing the Art Gallery lighting up!!! :confused: Scared the living crap out of me, I thought it was a terrorist attack or some zombie apocolypes or something! Then driving around, parking on Hornby and arming your groggy ass...
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    Best Films This Year

    Let's mix it up Let's MIX up all the big name movies out there! King Cash Wardrobe's Pott now you try:D :D :D
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    is this wrong?

    :confused: Because you're ONE SICK SICK PUPPY
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    What are the worst TV ads right now?

    :mad: :mad: :mad: How those adds that make genital herpies look good... I ALMOST WENT OUT TO THE STORE AND ASKED FOR SOME...then I realized what it was...:eek:
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    Is age sexy ...?

    An unhealthy amount of drugs and pixie dust... Money helps as well...But being a young guy... I wouldn't know their devious secrets...:confused:
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    skunks?

    :eek: :eek: :eek: Super hybrid-monster skunks what sprays acid instead of bad smelling goo! NEVER DRIVE OVER A SKUNK!!! You'll be smelling it for 3 weeks:eek: And your eyes burns
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    A Million Little Pieces: James Frey

    :confused: :confused: :confused: Good and valid question to that Johnny Cash question...possibly cuz I've been having "HURT" playing in the background of my computer all morning... Or maybe my infatuation with old dead things... I do not know... trading stocks in Asia makes you a bit of a...
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    Vancouver Duo Recommendations

    http://www.samanthasplayhouse.com :D :D :D :D :D
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    A Million Little Pieces: James Frey

    I'm tired, bored, and lonley... I meant no disrespect with my crazy antic... just answering random threads and maybe I can spread the random joy and craziness.:D Give it here, my friend! ~HUGS~ :eek: And no...My medication just ran out Friday evening... Gotta get more this morning... GO...
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    My achin' ass

    :confused: :confused: :confused: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWwwwwww
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    A Million Little Pieces: James Frey

    I found a great little read when one of those deaf persons came up to me and gave me that paper and I looked at it and gave him 5 cents to get away from me but took his paper... :confused: :eek: :confused: The deaf have a complete language to themselves!!! Jesus H. Christ! Those guys are smart...
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    MKAM - How many PERBERTS live in KAMloops?

    :confused: :eek: :confused: Kamloops!?!?! I thought I was in Oz... :eek: There's no place like home!
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    Keeping track of info

    :D My track time and track records, cuz I go to the Porsche Track Days alot... REALLY Sneeky... If there was someone to catch me... cept at time 6 minutes and 4 seconds followed by say 53 seconds in section 1 and 6 in the next section is a bit...slow...VERY VERY VERY SLOW:(
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    How much would you pay to hit this?

    As my friends on the other car forum stated so nicely is: "A good car is one you hop in, shut up, and drive like a bat out of hell!" :D Same applies to this
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