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    Favourite Sex Scene in Movies

    Fellow Keitel Fans... Indeed you are quite correct on the title correction....and yes indeed after watching Harvey steal the show in Res Dogs, well what the hell, I'd rather watch Harvey pound the meat instead of fat ass Douglas walking around with a lilly white ass. Too bad Streisand and...
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    Favourite Sex Scene in Movies

    Bad Cop Harvey Keitel in Bad Cop - the scene where he pulls over the two twinks for speeding then lets them off in return for the girls talking dirty while he wacks off on the drivers door. Only Keitel could have done that scene...
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    Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!

    Stickey keyboard.... This dude must have the stickiest, come drenched keyboard and monitor in the history of computing workstations. It would be like studio 54 where they had to hose-down the upper balcony railings...
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    Would you marry a working girl?

    Huh? Why get mixed up in all that grief.....
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    Any girls available to play this afternoon

    Just for that You deserve a good toung lashing for that....
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    Any girls available to play this afternoon

    Hi Girls, I'm sitting at my desk bored and horney - anyone want to play this afternoon?
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    internet access

    One Way connection It's a half assed product: download via the dish is available but since the dish doesn't transmit, it's land line for the request / upload.
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    Kevs Becoming A Born Again Christian.

    You can't be serious... Are you going to start giving 10%? I think you shoud give at least as much as your former pooning budget every month......hahahahah. Man the church will give you a gold star!
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    Terri takes a piss

    States Rights... Well the Republicans are gonna regret passing a bill that urges the court to ignore past states precedence. That's for sure going to bite Bush and Co. right in the ass later down the road.
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    A Salute To SP's

    Normal? Dude, You think SP's are normal women? Normal compared to what; your mom?
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    SP Sex - How Does It Rate On Your Scale?

    She's showing off... She's proving again that her IQ is higher than room temp.
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    SP Sex - How Does It Rate On Your Scale?

    For me the SP thing is an on-again off-again life long thing to fill in the gaps but the most incredible sex was with the women in your private life. Do you guys concur....
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    Wood Trim in Cars

    Depends on the car... The mid 80's caddies are laughable with the plastic wood interiors but if you'v ever driven a British sports car you'll get an idea of what real wood is all about - hard to imagine the TR's, Jags and Healey's without wood.
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    DATY Session in Calgary

    Are there any SP's in Calgary that are into providing a DATY session to a clean-cut long tounged young man.
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    PERB Porn Site

    Right You mean you need someone who doesn't fukk the staff.... Good luck it would be a thankless job. But good luck to you man.
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    NHL gets $3.5 billion offer for all 30 teams

    who gives a shit Go do somethinge else man. These gifted young atheletes forgot who they work for......
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    Shaw Secure A BIG PIECE OF CRAP

    Lol You took your computer to a repair store....good grief man...You are a Techno Peasant. No, you are a victim, you poor guy.
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    Personal PRICELESS!

    That's a good one... She was faking!
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    Video Editing Questions....

    Experience Neccessary The following website is known to be one of the best for the video editing hobby.... http://www.videohelp.com For video editing I started by using Windows Movie Maker which is easy for beginners and will get you started. I obtained music tracks by ripping songs from my...
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    Anywhere can test HIV immediately?

    What was that Mario... What do you mean your OK....Paige says you have a deformed tongue.
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