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or if it won't work here's the text at least... As we all know, the Taliban consider it a sin for a man to see a woman other than his wife naked. So, on Sunday, June 5, at 2:00 pm eastern time, all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any...

I keep getting joke email attachments but when I try to open them and get that box that gives the 4 options (open-save-cancel-more) and hit open, the box just comes up again and the attachment never opens. When friends attach photos and such they always open, so why not these joke ones?? Is...

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll...

After 17 years of marriage a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place. His wife agreed to this provided that he would give her 3 days alone at the...

Anyone who knows me knows I love new gimicks, so today I was happy to buy one of those new Hummingbird "power flosser and pick" and a tongue cleaner. Power flosser was ok, I hate to floss and it's certainly more fun but I was really impressed by the tongue cleaner! It actually works, I used...

Just wondering what the most common names are that men give when they come to see you? When I worked at E&R "John" was the most popular name, but now I never get a "john". For me, I have about 8 regulars named Dave so it's tricky to recognize their voice and sometimes I am still surprised by...

Having just done my taxes I became curious why this misnomer came into use. I mean, unles you are a registered charity, it is illegal to accept donations isn't it? Is it because it puts the onus on the SP and is a less serious crime than paying for sex in the US? Donating so a woman won't say...

The reason I first came here is that one of my regulars told me he put a review of me here, and it was fun to watch it grow. Then I realized I was a lurker and, well, I had to change that. Now that Ophelia has mentioned other boards, I am wondering what else is out there, not that anything...

This is strictly for fun, If you don't like fun goofy threads don't read further!

How is KFC like a woman? When you are done with the breast and thighs, you can throw your bone in the greasy box.

I believe that the death penalty is a trumendous deterant to crime. I believe Canada should consider it for the worst cases of torture, mass murder, child crimes, at cetera. For example, look at Singapore with their low murder rate. They have strict punishments for everyting including...

In my search for the tiniest swimsuit I came across these, are they perfect or what? http://www.wickedtemptations.com/ilvmens.html

Sushiman posted this pic awhile back, and I`m thinking it would be perfect for an upcoming trip to Thailand (in 6 months) where I won`t be able to nude sunbathe. I really really hate tan lines, yet I don`t want to get in trouble with local laws. Technically this is not naked although it may as...

Just curious as everyone has different tastes, but the law of avarages would help. Oh and you can pick multiple choices!

No not mine silly! But enough to keep y'all happy for oh, 10 or 15 minutes. If you rate them it goes to the next pic btw. Also there are links to "rate my boner" and my favorite category "rate my man boobies." http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ratemy/boobies

Did anyone read the article in the paper today about 3 bodies found in an SUV, 2 of whom were reported missing by the owner of Mirage Spa in TO. Apparently the owner came in and found blood and saw the 2 girls cars still in the parking lot and reported them missing. Just around the same time...

Today I got a call from a woman "wondering why this number appeared on our hotel bill on the week-end of the 25th. Is this a business?" Um I'm an esthetician" I replied. "What?" she asked. "You know manicures, pedicures and massages." "Oh I see, that makes sense. Thank you, good-bye." she...

Were my eyes deceiving me or is there a football game with girls in red lingerai vs girls in white bras and panties? I'm not into girls but even I want to see that!! It looked like it might be a halftime show, or on pay-per-view this Sunday. Anyone else see it? I'll be getting ready for...

Anyone know anyone in Victoria who is renting a 1 or 2 bdrm condo (for one person) available for February 1? If so, please pm me! Or email lucy@lucysmassage.com . Close to downtown only. Thanks.

I just found this link, let me know if it's worth watching? http://www.liquidgeneration.com/flix/parissextape.asp