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    Getting Tested without the SWAB!

    Health nurse...I want to get tested for STD's since I've taken part in BBBJ's a few times the last 6 months or so...I have no known symptoms...but want the peace of mind. Is it possible to get tested for Syphillis and Gonnerea without having to go through the swab? I found it very painful...
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    My SP Girlfriend Ripped-Off My Apartment!

    Fuck I am pissed! Been dating a SP girl for the last two weeks...left her alone in my place for about 24 hours due to work and the snow...I just got home and my stereo, tv, money, cds, dvds, and ipod are gone! What a fucking bitch! At least she left my computer... I knew I shouldn't get...
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    My SP Girlfriend Needs Tax Advice!

    Hi ppl! I am currently dating an SP and she is asking me what title she should put on her tax forms? Massage Therapist? She is also wondering, how much of her income should be declared...since it's a cash only business. I told her all of it! She just laughed... So what % is considered...
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    Lazy Colon?

    Has anyone on here ever experienced having a lazy colon?
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    Robot Dance

    Found this vid on youtube...you gotta admit, this kid in the orange shirt is pretty impressive! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSoVKUVOnfQ
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    EuroSzabina Retired!

    Any news on why the beautiful EuroSzabina retired? She always stated she loves what she's doing... I hope she is doing ok...
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    How much money have you lost in the last week?

    Stock markets around the world are crumbling it seems... I have 40% exposure to equities and thankfully not more... If the markets drop another 10 to 15% I will start buying ... So how much have you lost on paper in the last week? Do SP's notice a change in demand when the markets crumble?
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    Do SPs get nightmares from clients?

    Seriously folks, any girl, with skin less than 8 inches thick, must get nightmares from being an SP, at one point. Maybe some of the old-timers don't let it bother them anymore, but the average girl only lasts a few months at this "job". Now I realize that not every guy can be a good looking...
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    Is Telling Your Friends To Shave Their Balls For Women Gay?

    My friend is getting married and I told him to make sure he shaves his balls before the big day! He said, "No, shaving your balls is gay as hell and only a fag would say such a thing!" I said it to him somewhat tongue in cheek, but the guy is overly hairy and I feel for the girl marrying a...
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    The 1 minute workout!

    Since almost everyone needs to get in better shapein 2008, here is my suggested 1 minute workout every morning before heading out the door: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9akVV1Q2DY
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    If an SP, would you pay $250 for hr with this woman?

    Wondering how many guys are into the hardcore workout chicks? I use to date a workout girl, but thankfully she wasn't this cut... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DpFlcFWYIE&NR=1
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    Anyone Hang Weights Off Their Cocks?

    Just wondering if anyone has had any success hanging weights off their cocks during the day? Supposedly, to stretch the ligaments holding the roots of your wang...thus increasing the length of their penises permanently, over time.
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    Clockwork Orange Online

    A true cult classic! Enjoy this film online, decent quality free: http://www.stage6.com/user/angelsmusic/video/1984416/CWO1971
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    Best Christmas Tune?

    I must admit, not many Christmas Songs turn my crank but one of the better ones is definately: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qsqsiJRiCY0 I think this was back in 84 or so...of all the artists I think Bono/U2 has done the best work since. Most have long faded and Sting continues to bore us all...
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    Will I burn in Hell if I pump on Christmas Eve?

    Seriously folks, I feel horny and I plan on pumping a whore tonight on Christmas Eve! Does this mean I will burn in hell for all eternity?
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    Looking for an Enema SP!

    I've been looking for weeks, but so far no luck in finding an SP that provides a massage, hj, and enema! Just think how wonderful and unique this experience would be with a beautiful woman! She wants you to feel relaxed and cleansed! Nothing could be more errotic and pleasureable! I'm...
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    Which Canucks Wife Do You Want to Bang The Most?

    I'd probably go for Ohlund's wife, but Linden's and Naslund's could be better in person... http://forum.canucks.com/lofiversion/index.php/t163631.html
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    Closed Eyes = Poor Service?

    This is a question for both guys and SP's...so feel free to comment. It seems to be the standard service of SP's to close their eyes during sex with a client, to avoid eye contact, and basically not have to look at the guy humping away. The saying " Out of Sight, Out of Mind" makes me feel...
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    Canadian Wealth Report

    Found this post online from Moneysense...thought you people might find it interesting. Feel free to comment... From MoneySense: The report reveals some fascinating trends in wealth accumulation. When MoneySense last presented our All-Canadian Wealth Report in our November 2003 issue, we...
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    My Business Proposal For Local Female SP's

    This is my proposed business plan...let me know what you people think! I know many of the SP's on this board live very busy, goal oriented lives and really don't want or don't have the time for a boyfriend. This is where I am willing to offer my potential services. At a very reasonable fee, I...
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