Recent content by tom2morrow

this is great! I love the suggestion that the president of the United States might actually have the time and desire to join PERB and begin posts like, "Would you marry a working girl?" and "rectal rooter." You're a true conservative, Luckydog71. Intelligent, perceptive, knowledgable. I'm...

Does healing a fractured penis require wearing a cast? And where can I get one? That would be cheaper than vitamin V. "Fracture" seems an odd word choice here. There's no penis bone, no matter how hard that thing might seem sometimes.

Sad but true for those of us down south The American media seem to have no interest in issues that actually affect people's lives.

two things that slow the runs bananas and well-cooked carrots. Not together necessarily. Large quantities of bread can help, too. Hope you get well quickly.

Hilarious. That guy's got balls. Notice how everyone talks to the dog, as though he is actually speaking to them.

So according to your logic, a guy spending 30% of his income on pooning is making $20,000 and somehow living on $13,000. It's all about disposable income, and there's no way to assume any kind of average frequency at all.

my 2 cent barge-in Have you wondered why no SPs have posted yet? This question assumes that all SPs are lonely singles. I am curious to know how many have boyfriends and even husbands, but I doubt any one will say because that would destroy the illusion we're paying for.

jury selection in US I don't know of any state that allows anyone to interview potential jurors other than the prosecutor and defense at the trial during the jury selection phase. The questions they can ask are asked in open court, so anyone showing any bias is eliminated by the other side...

Ranger_One's is the best, but yours -- Loral -- isn't bad. Lorelei has the mythic connection, the "oral" sound, and ends with "lei," which reminds me of Hawaii and makes me feel like doing something exotic. Yeh, I know it's pronounced "Lorelie" but who cares?

Soon to be a miniseries First we'll have weeks of "in-depth" analysis on Court TV and newsmagazine shows, then several made-for-TV movies, and finally a RIDE AT DISNEYLAND! Michael Jackson's bedroom! No, this won't go away quietly.

She only needs one curious guy to turn a profit on her trip. Two makes it actually worth her while. But I don't even want to watch her movies.

Cunninglus is rim job? Cunnilingus is DATY. Anilingus is rim job. More informative link for same info: http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/pubs/facts.htm#Transmission

Let me know when you need a ride to the mall.

Good one, georgebushmoron. Especially the part about bringing Christianity to the Middle East. Personally, I believe in the Karen, a Hawaiian SP in London. But I don't believe in the TS Karen in Las Vegas. It's all a matter of taste.

most depressing post ever I just don't want to know.