Recent content by Pumped

Fido really bites.

Ironically the graph works the same if you turn it upside down! Happy Investing!

12 years ago I got into investing ... RY (Royal Bank) was around $76 ... today is is double that. Pays a consistent and decent dividend. If you'd bought then, held it and collected dividends, they would have likely paid off a big chunk of the cost of obtaining the stock and you'd be...

well then stop dating old dudes.

Looking forward to my new career forklifting!

Happy Easter you horny fucks! . . .

I got to investing late in life myself (basically in my 50's). One good thing we have now are ETFs. If you want the ubiquitous 'recommendation' then any one of the 'EQT' ETFs is a good choice (XEQT, VEQT or ZEQT) these are 100% in equities and hold thousands of stocks. Any of the 'GRO' ETFs...

Content matters more than anything. If there are good things to talk about then it enhances the experience. Start yapping about politics, dating, other clients etc. and yeah, silence is golden! Music ... please lose the rap unless requested. Mother of God, how anyone expects an old white...

Got tired of giving directions to my place: . . .

Sean Avery said it about Elisba Cuthbert who was dating (now married to) Dion Phaneuf. Avery got suspended for 6 games and eventually put on waivers. Pretty much ended his career on that vulgar note.

Traditional dating requires transactions in the sense of monogamy, fidelity, the investment of your time maintaining the relationship, the sharing of resources, and the possibility that its not as exclusive as you might have hoped. And I do believe that escorts provide the most honest of...

Decided to hire an SP to dress up as a maid and told her I wanted my knob polished. I have no luck with cleaning ladies. . . .

Money isn't everything, though it does help a lot! She actually grew up in Comox but has turned her back on that place because of abuse she suffered from a family member (I believe it might have been her father). A friend of mine dated her when she lived there. He said she was really nice but...

Turns out single cell organism with no brain can learn! "A trumpet-shaped, single-celled organism seems able to predict one thing will follow another, hinting that such associative learning emerged long before multicellular nervous systems." So no excuse for ending up in Perbatory! Especially...