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    Tiffanys?

    Pass on this one The girls I have seen are below average. Even one of their girls told me all girls, and I quote, "are ugly". The girl that shows up at you door is not even close to the phone description. I would pass on this. Actually I would pass on outcalls altogether, there is a severe...
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    GFE: What is essential?

    The real definition of GFE Pay no attention to Groo39 & Weekender's definition of GFE and their bullshit of "emotional connection". GFE is a code word of DFK, DATY, and sometimes BBBJ. As if a provider is going to say "I 'll suck you off sans jimmy hat". No GFE is the code word. There is to...
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    Does anyone know where Kessa is?

    no bbbj should = decrease in price I declared Kessa provider of the year a few months ago. But without a bbbj and $400 sheckles I am officially withdrawing my recommendation. She is good but not that good. Any girl that charges $400 should be at least a LA 9 and offer a bbbj. Hold the line...
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    Review Kimmi@bcdarlings (repost)

    The truth will set you free. Kimmi used to work at Classy Ladies where she originally had these pictures posted. Have you ever noticed that the girls of Classy never look as good as their pictures; well Kimmi is no exception. She looks like a skinny little thing in the pictures. In reality...
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    Bbbj 101

    I have had more BBBJ's lately than the Hamster has had hot meals. Est - que tu aime bbbj's? If you would like to receive more bbbjs than come to my seminar entitled BBBJ's 101. Here is how. 1. Just ask. Very few sp's will serve up a bbbj uncoerced. Do you know how many times I have heard...
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    Euro Love Escorts the true side !!!

    Let me assure you Europaman that I am not making these alleged phone calls to your agency. Trust me, I have much better things to do. I do not have a vendetta against your agency, nor am I trying to start a smear campaign against Eurolove. I was simply reporting an incident that happened to...
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    Heaven Lei

    the lowdown on Heaven Lei She is old. At least fifty. I saw her a couple of years ago. Nice rack, that she claims is real - as if. I seem to remember a lot of saggy skin around the buttocks, hamstring area. Heaven offers(ed) a service that no one else does. A tongue bath of your entire...
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    Earth to Big Guy

    Big Guy you promised a review on the Alberta vistors before Sunset on Thursday, what the hell happened?
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