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    Watersports

    I happened to be looking at this site doing some research the other day. Turns out a lot of girls offer this service here… https://riza.ca/
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    Langley/ port kells/ walnut grove

    Bupkiss, nada, zero, zilch. Fontana Spa on 88 used to do rub and tug but the rumour mill here says they’ve gone straight. There used to be a crazy cougar in walnut grove but she’s radio silent on LL for quite some time now. Go south young man… Langley city has many options and if you do your...
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    Natural blonde?

    I love a bushy blonde hairy pussy. Anyone know of such a unicorn? Once a year I ask and still, nothing. Eventually we will be blessed with a bushy blonde provider… I hope…
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    Pooning While Biking

    I love going for a rip on a nice day. I avoid local haunts because my bike has unique paint. Jenny laughs when I show up at Jenny spa and park in the back, straight pipes, kinda loud. Last year I rode to Kelowna and had a great session there. I leave my bike outside wherever I go. There are 2...
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    Ridhi 1324

    We should start a go fund me page for toftt volunteers. That way we all throw $20 in (or whatever) and when we have enough for the provider the lucky victim goes and tries out a given provider if the interest is there. There’s enough curiosity about this lady to justify, looks great, as...
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    Sasha’s Salon: Logic, Lust, and the Art of the Eroticism.

    “do you think a man of your intelligence finds it easier to breathe when the 'terms' are visible, or do you still find yourself craving a little bit of that 'shared illusion' once the door is locked?” I am not that smart. ChatGPT is. I posed it your question, that is what it spewed out. For the...
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    Sasha’s Salon: Logic, Lust, and the Art of the Eroticism.

    1. The “clearly defined transaction” argument What you’re calling a modern hetaira model (intellectual + sensual companionship with explicit terms) has a few real advantages: Clarity of expectations Time, attention, intimacy, and boundaries are negotiated upfront. There’s less ambiguity, less...
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    First timer advice needed

    Leolist > Female massage > click delta, Surrey, Langley and Fraser valley in the location section, you’ll find them if they’re working. If the ad isn’t up they ain’t working, Araya is a recent return, she comes and goes, kind of an enigma. I haven’t met Riley but she has a profile pic that is...
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    First timer advice needed

    Many parlours and independent providers provide this service. 2 of my regulars (both Jennys in Langley deliver this exact service, I insist on it. You just have to be clear in your communication. If there is ANY doubt in what you want then use google translate so that you aren’t getting the old...
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    Nuru - what is it?

    masonjar is correct in his description of the substance itself. The service, or a nuru massage itself is more expensive for a couple of reasons. A nuru massage is like a body slide but without oil, instead they use nuru gel. It’s more intimate than an average massage because the provider is...
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    pros thoughts , is this real ? 0313

    You poor young fucker. I haven’t had a session as bad as you described it in a very long time if ever. As was mentioned, monumental ass butt that’s about all she has going for her. Here’s a tip, is it always true? Not sure statistically , but if I see “party”, “party girl”, or snowflakes ❄️ I...
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    Weird Symbols on Leo Ads

    Alien hookers! Woo hoo! Count me in! I will volunteer for anal probing.
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    To share or not to share….

    To suggest that sharing information about sex workers is as dire as Hamlets confusion about whether he should kill himself or not makes me giggle. If I was asking myself the same question I would start with “Am I overthinking this? Is this worthy of other peoples time? Life and death and dreams...
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