Recent content by alyssa_divine

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    things I swear Ill do before I die

    Huzzah! Want to do, but just a few: 1) Buy a silver Lexus convertible 2) Get WWE's Batista to sign my body (anywhere would do!!) 3) Participate in one of those KY Jelly wrestling matches :) 4) Have a house custom-built for me by an architect 5) Stay/live in a castle!! 6) Go on a trip in...
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    Wanted: Hot Calgary Lingerie Shop!

    Know of a hot Lingerie Shop in Calgary or the general area? Post or PM me! I'm going on a shopping spree at the beginning of June and need advice on where to start :)
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    Gushalicious?

    A little warning then...and towel service - lol Thanks for the input guys! I'll definately give a little warning before any activity I know will bring it on - still have to learn a little more about that too - and suggest towels for those that may mind a mess :D
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    Gushalicious?

    ?? Good self-advert - still want the question answered though...
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    Gushalicious?

    Rightie Tightie Well I'm still tight even when I gush, so does that make me exempt from those rules? hehe ;) still new to the business and VERY attached to my Ben Wa balls :) But still - does it gross some guys out due to the mess/feeling/etc?
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    Gushalicious?

    So....I've finally been able to meet the big O head-on, and I've discovered that I gush....should this make me nervous on calls? should I warn pooners that I'm going to leave things a little wet? Alyssa :confused:
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    waste not want not ???

    Favourite Jeans Hey Tianna - sounds like those shoes just keep on making history with you! hehe :) My saddest discard is always pairs of jeans - you know, the ones that accentuate all the right places and actually stay long enough for a 36" inseam regardless of which male roomate decides to...
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    Sea Sponges Up My Poonani???!!!

    Not a Sea Sponge....but.... I personally tried out a couple of options myself when I first encountered this problem: Instead broke with rough sex (boooooo) and were unreliable in the leakage dept. I then attempted using contraceptive sponges, which absorb like a tampon (from what I've found)...
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    Weekend Escapist

    Thank You! Thanks for the input and PMs guys! I'll definately be talking to you Victoria :)
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    Weekend Escapist

    Hello PERB! I've been working in Lethbridge, AB as an agency SP (can't be an indy here) for the past couple of months, but am going to be beginning a weekend class in Calgary mid-june and was wondering if anyone could recommend an agency to work with :) Any info you can offer would be...
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