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Cock Throppled

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Anyone else reluctant to use MP's because there is usually only a table available?

Not only is it clinical, it can be physically awkward. Years ago a massage table nearly collapsed under me when a leg wasn't snapped into place properly, and I've been leery of those tables ever since. Then, to add another person... What are the weight limits on those tables, anyway?
 

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Anyone else reluctant to use MP's because there is usually only a table available?

Not only is it clinical, it can be physically awkward. Years ago a massage table nearly collapsed under me when a leg wasn't snapped into place properly, and I've been leery of those tables ever since. Then, to add another person... What are the weight limits on those tables, anyway?
My ex-mother in law used to get massages on those fold up tables.....so I'd guess about a ton....give or take the weight of two McHappy meals.
 

JayMDee

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While not a massage parlour table I have done a girl on a regular kitchen style table and it was fine. Well more than fine :)
 

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Not sure about the weight load for massage table. I have one (from Costco) and have always though I should of gotten one that was less wide. So recently I saw a massage provider and as she was massaging me (on a table), I mentioned I had a a massage table, and would of liked to have gotten a less wide table from Costco. She then explained to me why she liked the wider version....
 

lostviking

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im reluctant to lie on one
 

ElsiDawson

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I had a FB who was Dom-y and he had a massage table. Managed to get a little rub down, tied to it, rough stuff happened, and aftercare cuddles together on top of the table. It was like a rock.


so I'd guess about a ton....give or take the weight of two McHappy meals.
Consider that line stolen.
 

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My ex-mother in law used to get massages on those fold up tables.....so I'd guess about a ton....give or take the weight of two McHappy meals.
It is only Wednesday, so the week isn't over yet, but so far this wins the title of my best laugh at the week thus far.
 
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